Northern Women vs Southern Women

Well, even though I have secured a lady with massive funbags, boob size is in the lower section of my required female traits list. :p

I have done the same thing! I have been spoiled though apparently as I no longer really notice anything smaller than a DD :o

I haven't really noticed much in terms of physical differences across the country, but accents can definitely kill my attraction stone dead in seconds I've found
 
This is how I usually deal with Northern Women.


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so you meet them in tescos for a good time ?
 
Northen women (including Scotland) i find i can ply with 2 super lagers, and a quiky round the back of the pub.

southern women, usualy need 3 super lagers
 
I have done the same thing! I have been spoiled though apparently as I no longer really notice anything smaller than a DD :o

Yeah, I would assume that 3 and a half years of Gs would have desensitized me too, but having never been bothered with size (it's all about shape and nipple aesthetics) I can't actually tell, haha.

Her teenage sister just recently got measured as a 30JJ :eek:
 
Yeah, I would assume that 3 and a half years of Gs would have desensitized me too, but having never been bothered with size (it's all about shape and nipple aesthetics) I can't actually tell, haha.

Her teenage sister just recently got measured as a 30JJ :eek:

Is the teenager the size of a train though?

Because we all know.. Fat boobs aren't accountable.
 
That's because they have to compensate for their funny accents ;)

southerners dont have funny accents? been to the east end lately? or devon? or bristol etc....

i can take the **** out of north and south as im in the east midlands and we have a much more neutral accent around here.

northern lasses are much friendlier and more fun, from my experience.
 
Is the teenager the size of a train though?

Because we all know.. Fat boobs aren't accountable.

As the 30 would denote, she actually has a narrower back measurement than the average woman (32). :p

I think she is a 10 in terms of dress size.
 
As the 30 would denote, she actually has a narrower back measurement than the average woman (32). :p

I think she is a 10 in terms of dress size.

You make a good point! The JJ's threw me there.. that is quite some bust.

*Pervy time*

How old is she? :O
 
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Well if you count Plymouth in, many women hear are pretty much scum tbh, not all of course, but a lot.
 
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