Whatever happened to a firm manly handshake?

estebanrey said:
No because that doesn't have a physical link, I did say "think about it" but obviously you didn't.

I'll explain, someone with a small penis would have a tighter grip when they fapped which then spills over the handshakes. Think of the difference in grip between holding a straw and a can of coke.....understand now?
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I hereby declare this logic completely bulletproof.
 
Well it does. Seems you either don't get what I mean or you are applying some pedantic scientific thinking to my claim which really is necessary when it was a joke.

The fact is, it's not based on the logic that the car analogy you used is which is based on nothing but envy.
 
So what you're saying is you've watched men with small penises fap and how they grip their penises. Or you have a small penis yourself.

Brilliant.
 
estebanrey said:
I wasn't making a scientific claim, it was light joke that's now like the proverbial frog in the science lab.
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You would have to be a complete numpty with a sense of humour bypass to know it wasn't a joke, and I posted it was bulletproof logic in support of that, as I actually thought it was pretty funny.

No offence at the above, mrk. :p
 
I'm saying it was a light joke which you have misconstrued and are no making a mountain out of a molehill from.

You thought I was making a statement based on envy, I was actually making one based on physicality. It's been cleared up, now let's move on.
 
Richdog said:
You would have to be a complete nupty with a sense of humour bypass to know it wasn't a joke, and I posted it was bulletproof in support as I actually thought it was funny.

No offence at the above, mrk. :p
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My humour is cold, get a (tight) grip ;)
 
Richdog said:
You would have to be a complete numpty with a sense of humour bypass to know it wasn't a joke, and I posted it was bulletproof logic in support of that, as I actually thought it was pretty funny.
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Yes but you're forgetting the fact there are some complete numpties on here so it's always hard to tell when you don't use a smilie to point out your sarcasm ;)
 
estebanrey said:
Yes but you're forgetting the fact there are some complete numpties on here so it's always hard to tell when you don't use a smilie to point out your sarcasm ;)
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What do you expect though, the letters of the alphabet can't express how I read your posts, manhood gripped firmly in one hand enviously, typing with the other, furiously.
 
mrk said:
What do you expect though, the letters of the alphabet can't express how I read your posts, manhood gripped firmly in one hand enviously, typing with the other, furiously.
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Who needs Shades of Grey when I can read this shizzle!
 
The worst is a woman who wants to be accepted in the work place as an equal and then shakes your hand in the weakest way possible.

It makes me want to pat her on the backside and say "make me a drink darling"
 
Surely by estebanrey's logic (which I admit is just plain bonkers 99% of the time), anyone with a small penis would instantly crush a can of coke (pfnar pfnar) every time they went to get a drink from it :p
 
Richie said:
Surely by estebanrey's logic (which I admit is just plain bonkers 99% of the time), anyone with a small penis would instantly crush a can of beer every time they went to get a drink from it :p
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Nah, you learn some control eventually. I mean, erm, I heard people do anyways.
 
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