Halloween shenanigans

Amleto · 31 Oct 2012 at 17:03

pepp77 said:
I will be operating out of the rear of the house with no front lights on this evening.

thankfully my living room is at the back

kitchen isn't, though :eek:

Guest2 · 31 Oct 2012 at 17:05

Kids would have to go through two locked doors before they could knock at our door anyway. Our front room window looks out over the first door and we currently have two trays of thirty eggs in the fridge...

Amleto · 31 Oct 2012 at 17:07

Firestar_3x said:
I Don't like Topics, much prefer Double Deckers.

my work drawer

King Damager · 31 Oct 2012 at 17:09

Edrof said:
Yeah, but aren't they all under 10?!

You need to come to some more student Halloween parties

kd

Monkey00 · 31 Oct 2012 at 17:11

Edrof said:
Yeah, but aren't they all under 10?!

Now then, now then, there's no need to go there.

Raikiri · 31 Oct 2012 at 17:11

Halloween is awesome. A holiday where not only do you have an excuse to dress up and drink but most girls costumes start with the word '****ty'.

What's not to like? Assuming of course you go out and don't sit in a dark room being a miser.

GamingRealist said:
Halloween is pagan btw.

Ok. We know

breadturbo · 31 Oct 2012 at 17:13

Tis the time of year I appreciate my local takeaway delivery guy who knows to come round the back

nath247 · 31 Oct 2012 at 17:13

The kitchen window looks out the drive onto the main road so this may be a problem when I'm preparing food later, I could pretend I'm deaf and blind, windows might get egged or something.

StriderX · 31 Oct 2012 at 17:15

Can we officially shoot any skunk looking children?

ncncore · 31 Oct 2012 at 17:16

Sweets in bowl on a table in the porch and sign saying take one when they are gone they are gone.

Job done and relax.

nath247 · 31 Oct 2012 at 17:19

I suppose I could shift the 6 pack of 2L Freeway Cola sat in my room acting as a weight.

Fire_fly · 31 Oct 2012 at 17:20

It has just started to rain here, should keep most of them away.

C.R.A.Z.Y · 31 Oct 2012 at 17:23

Sleeve88 said:
I will definitely take part with my own child, absolutely, but I couldn't care less about other people's children and whether they want sweets or not.

If everyone had that pathetically hypocritical attitude it wouldn't work!
Kids would go home very disappointed because all you grumpy old farts are too tight to open the door and hand out 50p's worth of sweets :rolleyes:

Amleto · 31 Oct 2012 at 17:26

nipnosis said:
an empty bowl on a table in the porch and sign saying take one when they are gone they are gone.

Job done and relax.

Frenzy · 31 Oct 2012 at 17:29

I like it when girls dress up as witches in short skirts or dead cheerleaders. Also I like to get away with groping everyone behind a mask

Cosimo · 31 Oct 2012 at 17:30

StriderX said:
Can we officially shoot any skunk looking children?

They have to look like burglars before you can.

Fire_fly · 31 Oct 2012 at 17:33

simulatorman said:
They have to look like burglars before you can.

The bags that some of them carry their sweets in kind of look with bags of stolen stuff if you squint a little. Is that good enough?

metbandit1 · 31 Oct 2012 at 17:34

******** to trick of treaters.

Im off to the pub in a bit.

All the kids around here are scum anyway.

Name · 31 Oct 2012 at 17:37

I'm only 23 but I can relate to this thread so much

Edrof · 31 Oct 2012 at 17:37

Silent Hill nurses!