Tips for passing your driving test

Etiquete with other drivers

If another driver happens to pull in front of you without indicating, it is ill advised to indicate to them that they like to pleasure themselves

Other vehicles

When in the vicinity of another vehicle, contact is not recommended. Should contact happen, the correct procedure is to stop, and deal with the situation calmy. It is not correct to drive away with a hand out the window, with the index and ring fingers extended and separated.

Cyclists and pedestrians

These are not targets. Hitting them will not result in obtaining a new high score. Efforts should be made to avoid them at all costs.

N.B. Cyclists who cross the road whilst performing tricks are exluded from the above notification.
 
SB118 said:
If you're feeling nervous on test day, a couple of stiff drinks will work wonders.
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Remember to be polite and offer the tester a drink as well. If he appears reluctant it's because he's being polite so insist that he has one, telling him the four you've already have tasted delicious. Good manners cost nothing!
 
All this will not help anyone.

Got to forget everything like this and just drive like you would on a lesson. Don't think, just do. That's all there is to it :)

SB118 said:
Keep up with the flow of traffic.
45 in a 30 zone is quite acceptable as long as you only do those speeds to keep up with other traffic.
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Do not do this :p
 
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Traffic lights going from green to yellow can be negotiated by changing down a few gears and giving it more throttle, it'll also help you get around the test route quicker meaning you're a more efficient driver.
 
Remember once you pull into the right lane, you can't go back into the left until you overtake the car in the left, regardless of if he speeds up past the limit.
 
Creature said:
Etiquete with other drivers

If another driver happens to pull in front of you without indicating, it is ill advised to indicate to them that they like to pleasure themselves
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I did this on my test.
Some **** pulled out in front of me on a roundabout so I hooted at him and told him what I thought.
The examiner told me to calm down :o

Still passed though \o/
 
Keep left unless overtaking.. Who does that? Those lanes are just for lorries. 2 seconds is ages too, some idiot will only pull into a gap if I leave one :rolleyes:
 
Make sure that every time you change gear you accidentally touch the examiners leg look over and smile at them every time you do this

This works doubly well if your examiner is the same sex as you

If you are packing taco rather than sausage then a short skirt and asking the examiner if he knows any quiet secluded places you can do your manouvers will also help
 
If you do something wrong just explain your *insert selected god*, told you to do this, if the examiner argues just claim he’s racist doesn't understand your faith and tryed to touch you, an accusation such as this is so strong in this PC world he will immediately pass you.

Job done!
 
Spatial awareness is a key element of the test - should you manage to clip a cyclist with the wing mirror only the examiner will almost certainly reward you with a high-5 and a big smiley face on the test sheet.
 
Just remember to run red light, exceed speed limits and drive hap hazardously - because that's how you get points! And what do point mean???

Bans. They mean bans.
 
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