Minor Things That Bother You

Have an opinion by all means but personal attacks on other members is inexcusable and will not be tolerated under any circumstances.

hmmmm.....any circumstances? Interesting, I must remember that. ;)

It also relates to the minor thing that irritates me, and that is the subjective application of rules....it can be both frustrating and annoying.
 
In my work people stop on the stairs half way up then and stand there talking while everyone has to squeeze by. It drives me mad.

This, and people who walk down corridors/stairs side by side, taking up pretty much the entire space so people coming the other way have to somehow merge into the walls so one muppet doesn't end up slightly behind or in front of the other muppet.
 
When people talk about certain times / dates as if they have significance...such as 12/12/12 12:12:12.

Or people who think the 9/11 attacks were on 9/11 because 911 is the emergency number in the US.
 
What bothers me;

- people who try a drop shot at the the dustbin for a 3 pointer. Then totally miss and don't pick up the rebound.

-Weekend only drivers in the outside overtaking lanes doing 10mph less then the limit, whilst swerving into other lanes because they are distracted by the deep conversation they always seem to be having with the spouse.

-People with bad manners. I don't care how bad your day is, if I hold the door open for you at least say Thankyou!

-Certain types of women. She thinks that by owning all of Jennifer Lopez's albums, that it in some way makes her Jennifer Lopez!

-People who have zero sense of humour.

-All 16 year olds. They start to talk, and I immediately want to give them a slap. The amount of crap disguised as opinion/fact from them is sickeningly repulsive.

-Professional experts. People who have a high-regard for their accumulated knowledge and as such have to justify the huge amount of time they spent gathering the information from an educational instituion. Show me an expert and I'll expose them as a modern day witch doctor. E.g. Economist

-Overly aggressive testosterone boys. The guy who puts hours in the gym to get tonk/ripped and believes he is now a fighter/baddass!
No mate, your not as this bottle smashed over your head proves.
Note; those of you with any Martial training or experience know what im talking about. ;-)

-Sexual partners who leave you high and dry.

-people who can't swim. You live on an island and you cannot swim?

-Politicians. Need I elaborate?

-Drinking my latte that was made by the trainee barista. Its latte but not as we know it.

-Women who tell you much much later that they had a thing for you! That the signs were there. Telepathy anyone?

-I love seeing well thought out Graffiti art (Banksy etc..) . I don't like when some idiot just tags everything with some little pointless scribble.

Above is tip of the iceburg with me. I'm pretty sure there is enough minor here to make a case for serious hate?
Yoda was right.
 
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I rly h8 it wen ppl in da shop and in da q go 2 pay n dnt hve da cash rdy. it tkes abt 5 min jst 2 gt da wallet out! U r in da q...u hve time 2 gt ur stuff srted!!

argh!!
 
I rly h8 it wen ppl in da shop and in da q go 2 pay n dnt hve da cash rdy. it tkes abt 5 min jst 2 gt da wallet out! U r in da q...u hve time 2 gt ur stuff srted!!

argh!!

I'm sure you were being ironic, but I hate you anyway. :D
 
The terrible standard of driving in the uk generally

I mean, driving too close, driving too slow for the conditions as its "safer", driving to fast for the conditions as they think they can handle their car as well as Hamilton erhm maybe not Hamilton ;)

People who pull out in front of me regularly at a crossroads on my way to work, and the ****tards (normally driving range rovers) who pull out in front of me causing me to brake from a side road then do 40mph (in a 60 limit) before turning left to some finishing school for girls half a mile down the road. JUST because they are too important to need to wait for a realistic gap in the traffic.

Shoppers who think a 2-3 hour trip round tesco with the whole family including 2 ******* kids counts as a family day out.

People who think there is any easy fix for the current economic mire and that ANY simple action would make much difference to an individual country, heres looking particularly at you Balls!
 
People who pull out on you when driving and then have the cheek to make hand gestures when you honk your horn at them!

Or in the case of some guy this morning, people who sit in lane 2 of a dual carriageway when lane 1 is empty. As you approach in lane 1 (doing the speed limit), they decide to move over and slow down right in front of you. So you indicate and move out to pass and they flip you the bird :confused:
 
When I think i have another beer left and go to the fridge to collect it and realize that i already finished it.

this isn't a minor thing when it happens :(

Especially for me who isn't within walking distance of beer shops :(

Ah home it's family members leaving lights on EVERYWHERE!

Or the wife waiting until I'm in bed before asking me to get out of bet for ANY reason. (like last night i'm in bed first she jumps in then asks "did you lock the back door" apparently this is MY job hehe)

At work its the phone ringing at 6pm when I have my jacket on or being stopped for a question on the way to the loo.

In car it's mainly people braking in front for no reason or the person in front leaving 4 car lengths in front of them to allow everyone else to jump in or creeping up at 0.25 MPH to the lights which are still 50 yards away just to avoid stopping before they go green.
 
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