Make me laugh

[kwerk]

 

[stiv121]

 

[s2h81]

ba dum tshh...

lol
idd

 

[Bunka]

****ing hilarious.

 

[No1newts]

ba dum tshh...

Blinking cats!

Moar jokes!!!!!

 

[estebanrey]

THAT'S MY JOKE FROM A FEW MONTHS AGO!!!!

Given I heard that joke circa 1987 I'd say it wasn't your joke in the first place.

 

[platypus]

So there's a man crawling through the desert.

[something something something]

"BETTER NATE THAN LEVER!"

OH YOU DIDN'T .

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

nope

e : yes

 

[platypus]

My neighbour was beaten to death with a bottle of maple syrup recently. Police said it was an extremely viscous crime.

 

[Gooner Leroy]

Why did the elephant sit on the tomato?

Because he wanted to play squash...

 

[Cosimo]

Keep it up guys

The standard is improving!

I guess that you want a few more fro me?

 

[PardonTheWait]

My dad used to work on the roadworks but he got the sack for stealing equipment.

I didn't want to believe it, but all the signs were there.

 

[HecFam]

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane?



A pilot.

 

[estebanrey]

My neighbour was beaten to death with a bottle of maple syrup recently. Police said it was an extremely viscous crime.

My neighbour was found dead covered in chocolate sauce and hundreds and thousands. Police said he'd topped himself.

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane?



A pilot.

Racist!

 

[~>Dg<~]

My dad used to work on the roadworks but he got the sack for stealing equipment.

I didn't want to believe it, but all the signs were there.

sorry to here about this especially with it being christmas

 

[HecFam]

Racist!

Me? Racist? Honestly mister i ain't nothing or nothing.

 

[Martynt74]

Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of muesli?

He was pulled under by a strong raisin.


…Wait I’ve messed this up

 

[No1newts]

I guess that you want a few more fro me?

I like cheesy jokes but I can't get away with yours, maybe I'm just bitter over losing last man standing still

 

[No1newts]

Xmas work party tonight began with an exchanging of gifts. Among those given were a gimp mask, ball gag, Rudolph mankini and edible underwear.

Best quote of the night: my gf tells my colleague Dan to stop dry humping one of the girls (he had mounted her on a table for lulz), to which he replies "Im not, she's wet already!" which I've decided is the best thing I've ever heard.

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