I will get absolutely wrecked on occasion while out, but always ambulatory and capable of sorting myself out in terms of home. I'll never go out without a plan - knowing when I'm leaving, and how. I've gotten drunk enough that I've been sick (one of the worst things ever in terms of my social conscience, tbh, I feel worse about that than the hangover the next day), broken bottles or been a loud ass in the street but never, ever, gotten into a situation where the emergency services have had to be inconvenienced by my nonsense.
Does come to mind on some of these cop shows that a number of the people involved in ambulance calls would simply meet my personal mantra of "It'll be alright in the mornin'... carry on."
If I'm going to get utterly discombobulated, I'll leave that for house parties or drinking at home. Then I can just drop wherever I please, and not on a street corner.