Which celebrity would you not dress up as?

Don't **** with me Mags, I'm not wearing those ****ing clothes for you. Not this time.

It's over man. I don't care anymore. Do what the **** you want, i'm out of here.
 
Anyone really. At the moment my top half is dressed as Adolf Hitler and my bottom half the naked cadaver of Marilyn Monroe. (I know what you're thinking, 'he must work from home', yep, I do.)
 
The thing is, once said woman gets out of the boot and sees you dressed as [x] she'll immediately think you're weird and you'd not get any anyway. You'd have to spend ages explaining, by which time you'd be friend-zoned.
 
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