Surprise!

gillywibble · 15 Jan 2013 at 13:50

My wife once sprange naked from the wardrobe. Didn't half make me jump.

mrbios · 15 Jan 2013 at 13:52

gillywibble said:
My wife once sprange naked from the wardrobe. Didn't half make me jump.

The plan worked, you never thought to check for additional wardrobe personnel. I got out undetected.....

Nate75 · 15 Jan 2013 at 13:52

mrbios said:
The plan worked, you never thought to check for additional wardrobe personnel. I got out undetected.....

lol

V4NT0M · 15 Jan 2013 at 14:03

What was your name before you were Mrs Seabuiscuit?

Swifty55 · 15 Jan 2013 at 15:11

When I got raped...

Cosimo · 15 Jan 2013 at 15:29

Skyfall said:
What was your name before you were Mrs Seabuiscuit?

I bet it was Miss Surprise.

cHk4 · 15 Jan 2013 at 15:30

When I found out I had aids... Who knew you could catch cat aids.

Smigly · 15 Jan 2013 at 15:35

I have had lots of bad surprises, like the time when I was a kid and my brother was swinging me around by my legs, went too close to the old school metal sledge we had and the blade cut my face, missing my eye by 1/2 an inch. Or the time when he pulled a Victorian wardrobe over on me. Or when I was on the handlebars of his bike and my foot went right through the spokes and the fire brigade had to come and cut me out of the bike and they knocked a big bollard over.

No good surprises that I can think of. When I got engaged I knew about it anyway so

Name · 15 Jan 2013 at 15:38

When i found out my long lost friend wasnt lost for long

...but is now sadly lost again

Mrs Seabiscuit · 15 Jan 2013 at 16:05

doofer said:
It was just a joke, I apologise if it caused offence

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Skyfall said:
What was your name before you were Mrs Seabuiscuit?

seakitchen

simulatorman said:
I bet it was Miss Surprise.

wow original

MrSnuggleBump · 15 Jan 2013 at 16:45

Was at home in a bad mood and sulking because the Mrs was miles away at work (or so i thought) when she suddenly walked through the door with the newly released Blu-Ray of Tron and some custard slices!!!!! She's amazing

Cupra · 15 Jan 2013 at 17:34

When I came home from work to find a Kawasaki ninja zx12r in the back garden.
That was an awsome suprise as I had no idea it wasnt my birthday or anything.
She had saved the money up over 2 years to get me it.

Squark · 15 Jan 2013 at 17:56

Getting a SNES for Christmas many many years ago, total surprise and I was an extremely happy boy.

rubin1961 · 15 Jan 2013 at 20:47

When my wife booked a cessna flight for my 50th and i took the controls,then a week after a single seater experience at silverstone

Burnsy2023 · 15 Jan 2013 at 21:27

When my housemate (and later ex) got in contact with my sister who I hadn't seen for 15 years. That was a huge surprise.