Best wind up line before you die?

randal · 19 Jan 2013 at 13:02

"See, I told you I was ill."

- Spike Milligan.

Craig1981 · 19 Jan 2013 at 13:04

"Ooooooooh! What does THIS button d..."

B@Th*nG · 19 Jan 2013 at 13:12

illuz said:
OMG HE'S BLA....

lol!

B@

SilverTongue · 19 Jan 2013 at 13:23

Kenai said:
36°23'24.9"N 048°46'45.9"W

Middle of the atlantic? :confused:

I don't get it

dowie · 19 Jan 2013 at 13:33

"I've changed my Will, the new Will is safely stored in........................."

StriderX · 19 Jan 2013 at 13:35

SilverTongue said:
Middle of the atlantic? I don't get it

Guess who was buried there.

thejakey46 · 19 Jan 2013 at 13:39

God damn I picked the wrong religion! Nurse why did you offer me that bacon sarnie! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH...

BillHicksRIP · 19 Jan 2013 at 15:09

"The sheriff is a n......".

estebanrey · 19 Jan 2013 at 15:11

StriderX said:
Guess who was buried there.

Neil Armstrong?

Name · 19 Jan 2013 at 15:18

Upon deathbed, whole family around me.

i say :

"Father...i am homosecks"

StriderX · 19 Jan 2013 at 15:18

estebanrey said:
Neil Armstrong?

I never said I knew

I just thought that is what he was getting at and decided to say it in a kwerky way.

Quirky is now officially Kwerky btw.

ElliorR · 19 Jan 2013 at 15:25

For this I have to die in some red neck town in the good old US of A.

"So you do exist lord, and what's that, you do love homosexuals and non whites?"

estebanrey · 19 Jan 2013 at 15:28

StriderX said:
I never said I knew

I just thought that is what he was getting at and decided to say it in a kwerky way.

Quirky is now officially Kwerky btw.

Well, you know now...

http://www.cnn.co.uk/2012/09/14/us/neil-armstrong-remains/index.html

Theophany · 19 Jan 2013 at 15:30

BillHicksRIP said:
"The sheriff is a n......".

Brilliant film

Judgeneo · 19 Jan 2013 at 15:33

"Pleased to meet you, hope you know my name"

olivier renault · 19 Jan 2013 at 15:53

Hell is an eternity spent with 'friends'.