I tell you what i like, the search integration from the metro apps. the wikipedia app, for instance. hit windows and type in anything you want, click on the wiki icon and there's your article. it's just about as fast as you could ever want and IMO it works really, really well.
Look, i dont see why people need to get hung up on this start menu thing. Minstadave you dont like it and that is perfectly fine. You dont need people to tell you to get over it or accept it because you really dont have to, but some of your criticisms and complains in this thread have been absolutely textbook examples of the type of largely baseless complains that litter these threads. Complaints such as how to update windows just for one example. It's unfortunate that people dont pay attention to the installer, or that people dont try to carry out some of these tasks in the manner they did previously (because they would then know how to in windows 8), or that they arent prepared to google because they 'shouldn't have to' - It doesn't take long to learn but there you go.
'Intuition', though, this is such a badly misused term when it comes to windows 8. PC / mac operating systems have rarely ever been intuitive - just moving between OSX and windows for example can be a real headache for newcomers to either and this is really because neither are obvious in use until you've learned to use them. So This really shouldn't be a criticism of windows 8 because it's really not about being intuitive or not - it's really just because it's different, and people (not all) don't like change. That's not to say windows 8 is perfect because it is not and I've posted some pretty clear criticisms myself, as have others, despite what certain other people may try to tell you. None of us think it's perfect, lol.
Anyway, it's fortunate that you just don't have to use the OS at all. So if it really does rile you that badly, then the choice is a simple one - don't. Nobody in their right mind would pull you up for that.