This man knows who stole my phone, can anyone help

Robbo · 2 Feb 2013 at 09:58

^ Burn!

Cosimo · 2 Feb 2013 at 10:01

Captain Planet said:
Reddit looks like it is just used by a bunch of douchebags. Love some of the comments over there...

The truth and nothing but the truth.....

RoboCod · 2 Feb 2013 at 10:04

That is discounting our fellow OcUK geeks who frequent there of course!

/SAVED

estebanrey · 2 Feb 2013 at 10:16

http://www.droid-life.com/2013/02/0...s-to-cerberus-and-play-by-play-police-arrest/

Aedus · 2 Feb 2013 at 10:24

Will go down as one of the greatest threads ever.

gillywibble · 2 Feb 2013 at 10:24

Has this made any other nationals?

Robbo · 2 Feb 2013 at 10:27

gillywibble said:
Has this made any other nationals?

Not yet but the Daily Mail will be keen to get in on the act. It should be hilarious.

Narj · 2 Feb 2013 at 10:29

I wonder if our friend was having fun snorting a few "grants" last night.

No1newts · 2 Feb 2013 at 10:33

Robbo said:
Not yet but the Daily Mail will be keen to get in on the act. It should be hilarious.

The Mail will have at least a double pager with a pic of the OP looking heartbroken cradling his newly returned phone.

Insert some generic "work hard for my stuff" "just a working class man" and the "evil immigrant" card and the Mail will be spunking a load all over this!

King Damager · 2 Feb 2013 at 10:35

Just read the telegraph article. So much win.

kd

The__Malteser · 2 Feb 2013 at 10:44

Anyone else is disappointed that the 'tale' is finished?

Now we don't know what moley is doing

Matt82 · 2 Feb 2013 at 10:45

This sums up nicely why I have so much dislike/distrust for humanity in general.

Awesome thread though

So maybe having a key lock on the phone would give you less chance to get it back

Matt82 · 2 Feb 2013 at 10:46

The__Malteser said:
Anyone else is disappointed that the 'tale' is finished?

Now we don't know what moley is doing

Was the IP of his home BB obtained?

Matt82 · 2 Feb 2013 at 10:47

estebanrey said:
Briiliant News OP.

NOW, AS BRILLIANT AT THIS THREAD IS. AND IT IS ****** AWESOME. I THINK OP SHOULD NOW ASK MODS TO DELETE IT. IF POLICE TELL MOLE BOY HOW HE WAS CAUGHT AND HE HAS SOME GEEKY MATES THEY MIGHT STUMBLE ACROSS THIS THREAD AND TRY AND 'GET REVENGE'. IT'S SCARY HOW MUCH I COULD FIND ABOUT THE GUY AND LOTS OF PEOPLE ON HERE WHO HAVE HELPED HAVE POSTED PERSONAL DETAILS IN THE PAST SO LETS GET RID.

and this

DJDaz · 2 Feb 2013 at 10:52

Captain Planet said:
That is discounting our fellow OcUK geeks who frequent there of course!

/SAVED

Was just about to come at you with my keyboard

Nightglow · 2 Feb 2013 at 10:52

+1

Have to agree with you Matt, it's time to close & delete this thread, it now has made people aware of Cerberus & how good it is.

Guerrilla · 2 Feb 2013 at 10:53

Love how this thread has gained much more (deserved) exposure

So many more people seeing into our little world

antijoke · 2 Feb 2013 at 10:58

If the op had mentioned boxing stance and that for printed I would have welped with joy.

Totally brilliant thread. Can I give more than 5 stars?

Longbow · 2 Feb 2013 at 11:01

Matt82 said:
and this

Stop being dramatic.

Janesy B · 2 Feb 2013 at 11:05

I didn't think this thread would go anywhere, I was wrong.