I am the genie.......

Why would it? Omniscience would lead to omnipotence which in turn could lead to omnipresence.:p
knowledge is power.
 
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silvercut said:
Immortality
The ability to fly
the ability to time travel.

that is all
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You fool Sir!

1.get old and ill but can't die.
2. Are turned into a bird.
3. Travels back 50 years, find self suffocating in space as the earth isn't in the same spot, (you only wished for time travel, you didn't mention moving in 3 dimensions) all liquids boil off and your immortal feathered withered body is doomed to float in a silent freezing vacuum for all eternity.

You need to be more specific!
 
Super Intelligence (Do almost anything I want and can sort the wanting to be rich issue)
Supermans Abilities (Do anything I want that this body cannot and give me the time to do it all)
The gift of healing people. (So I'm not selfish in all the wishes)

Biggest issue is being content, happy, but the world as your oyster you'd at least have one lifetime's length of fun and hey, if you've had enough just find the furthest point away from a "yellow sun"! ;D

.... or I want to be a Q, kinda cheating ;)
 
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Eames said:
almost exactly the same as the guy above, but instead of a 12 inch pianist (...weird) I want a 12 inch penis.

1. A 12 inch penis
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My uncle, chief butalese of Nigeria has some pills he can send you over the interweb that will make you have penis bigger. All you must do is send him your full name, address, account numbers and sort codes. He will at same time deposit 10 millions dollars in your account before government reposess the accounts that his father chief butros left in his will which contain 2 Billions of dollars

Send a SAE to 'Grow your Weasel' C/O chief Butalese, Spankov village, Lagos......................
 
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