How many of you wash your behinds after going number 2?

izoneiz · 22 Feb 2013 at 19:49

This is a serious question. I'm a little aware that certain cultures/religions/backgrounds do this, but for me it has always been solely motivated by hygiene. It baffles me how others do not do the same:

Every time after I go number 2, I take a quick shower. Even a half-body shower. Or use a bidet. Wiping with paper is not hygienic enough. It doesn't clean sufficiently.

It bemuses me how so many people can walk around comfortably all day with pooey bums. Honestly, it's gross.

Discuss.

aardvark · 22 Feb 2013 at 19:50

weirdo

Smigly · 22 Feb 2013 at 19:50

What if you need a poo at work?

DaleTheWhale · 22 Feb 2013 at 19:51

aardvark said:
weirdo

izoneiz · 22 Feb 2013 at 19:51

Smigly said:
What if you need a poo at work?

Time it so that you poo in the mornings right before your shower. Train your body. Do not poo at work.

Cleeecooo · 22 Feb 2013 at 19:51

Damp tissue is the perfect compromise.

Cleeecooo · 22 Feb 2013 at 19:52

Smigly said:
What if you need a poo at work?

What sort of weirdo does that?! :eek:

izoneiz · 22 Feb 2013 at 19:52

aardvark said:
weirdo

How does that make me a weirdo? I think it's weird you don't (inferring here). Are you not a 'weirdo' for walking around all day with a smelly bum?

Smigly · 22 Feb 2013 at 19:52

That doesn't always work.

Anox · 22 Feb 2013 at 19:52

Good ol dry paper for me.

izoneiz · 22 Feb 2013 at 19:53

Cleeecooo said:
Damp tissue is the perfect compromise.

In times of crisis; emergency (Tabasco-related or otherwise); or simply extremely unfortunate planning. Perhaps.

HecFam · 22 Feb 2013 at 19:53

The splashback cleans mine for me.

RDM · 22 Feb 2013 at 19:53

How long have you suffered from OCD?

Smigly · 22 Feb 2013 at 19:53

Cleeecooo said:
What sort of weirdo does that?!

Errrrr.....no comment.

No but in all seriousness, if toilet roll doesn't do the job, use kids toilet wipes?? Like them wet wipe ones.

izoneiz · 22 Feb 2013 at 19:53

Anox said:
Good ol dry paper for me.

How do you live with yourself knowing you have poo granules floating around between your cheeks all day?

SexyGreyFox · 22 Feb 2013 at 19:54

I have my 'Muslim wet wipes', so called because I respect their hygiene methods.
I wouldn't go as far as a shower but I do like a nice clean botty.

Malevolence · 22 Feb 2013 at 19:55

izoneiz said:
Every time after I go number 2, I take a quick shower. Even a half-body shower.

izoneiz · 22 Feb 2013 at 19:56

HecFam said:
The splashback cleans mine for me.

This method in particular requires an awful lot of bum-pressure. Easier to just take a shower.

Fus Ro Dah · 22 Feb 2013 at 19:57

RDM said:
How long have you suffered from OCD?

izoneiz · 22 Feb 2013 at 19:58

Fus Ro Dah said:

Plausible hypothesis, given the info. But no OCD I'm afraid. Just bum-hygiene; and poo-release timing control.