Body guard

Pc-Gamer12 · 17 May 2013 at 19:20

Hi guys,

Is anybody here a Body guard or does someone know how abouts you would get into the body guard sector ?

Thanks

Westyfield2 · 17 May 2013 at 19:21

Apply to be police officer.
Don't quite make the grade.
???
Profit.

MoNkeE · 17 May 2013 at 19:27

Can bodyguard's have dogs?

Morba · 17 May 2013 at 19:30

When I looked at this years ago basically if you weren't ex forces or police then it was unlikely you would go far or make a living out of it.

The fact you are asking on here makes me pretty sure you aren't the right person to be a body guard

Edrof · 17 May 2013 at 19:35

I was a body guard for Whitney Houston for a bit.

davieg · 17 May 2013 at 19:41

Edrof said:
I was a body guard for Whitney Houston for a bit.

And all he had to do was keep an eye on the bath.... Bloody useless wouldn't recommend.

Sin_Chase · 17 May 2013 at 19:42

Morba said:
When I looked at this years ago basically if you weren't ex forces or police then it was unlikely you would go far or make a living out of it.

This, or another profession that will qualify you in close protection.

sanaxe1 · 17 May 2013 at 19:42

I think you've got more chance of being a fire guard.

Monkeynut · 17 May 2013 at 19:49

sanaxe1 said:
I think you've got more chance of being a fire guard.

More like a mud guard.

GAC · 17 May 2013 at 19:52

Morba said:
When I looked at this years ago basically if you weren't ex forces or police then it was unlikely you would go far or make a living out of it.

The fact you are asking on here makes me pretty sure you aren't the right person to be a body guard

this. although you dont have to be strictly ex forces, but dont expect anyone to pay for all the courses you need to do and dont expect work to be easy to find starting out.

only people i know who do close protection and arnt ex forces got in as they knew people and had years and general security work to start with.

SexyGreyFox · 17 May 2013 at 19:56

I only know one person who does it and he was a copper for at least 20 years.
He's now earning a fortune compared to his Police wage.

Malevolence · 17 May 2013 at 20:04

This has to be a wind up, the OP is still a child.

bitslice · 17 May 2013 at 20:06

Malevolence said:
This has to be a wind up, the OP is still a child.

So was Conan the Barbarian once, he turned out OK.

Bromhead · 17 May 2013 at 20:12

First become the karate kid.

Mr Blonde · 17 May 2013 at 20:17

Practise the boxing stance for a day or two. You'll then be instantly recognisable to industry insiders and they'll be fighting over your signature.

gillywibble · 17 May 2013 at 20:17

What skillz have you got OP?

PooBrain · 17 May 2013 at 20:39

bitslice said:
So was Conan the Barbarian once, he turned out OK.

Conan was always all man!

Something Else · 17 May 2013 at 20:41

Watch YouTube videos on bodyguards, that's how everyone learns.

MrSnuggleBump · 17 May 2013 at 20:51

Take steroids and become huge. Then hang around people in the bodyguard/security business till you get a job.

Worked for two people I know...but they only lasted a few months :rolleyes:

isonomicjedi · 17 May 2013 at 20:54

Before i was disabled I used to go out with one of my mates and pretend I was his bodyguard and he was the son of a mega-rich middle-eastern businessman.

Used to pull the ladies no problemo.

Oh, those were the days.