Should have gone for the toyota instead.
Thing is, From actually owning a 2nd hand Toyota, (LC80 4.2TD) I do not really understand how such items even exist! They are so frelling (You know which TV shows I likle then!


Should have gone for the toyota instead.
Mine was in a Chiquito's 'restaurant'. Went in, waited 5 mins for a table even though the place was half empty. Waited another 20 mins for waiter to take order. 1 hour later, no food. A few people had come in after us and managed to get served, i even noticed the table next to us came in 25 mins after we did and ordered the same thing as us and got served.
Called a waiter over to ask wtf was going on. Waiter tried to argue and say the people next to us had come in only 20 mins after us. I explained he was missing the point...demanded to speak to the manager. Manager shows up (by this point still don't have my food) and apologises explaining that one of their chefs had walked out and so they were running behind. I pointed out that still didn't explain why people that had come in quite some time after me had been served and I hadn't.
Manager disappears to the kitchens. 20 mins later food arrives. It's the wrong stuff. Waiter again tries to argue except fortunately they print a receipt when you order which I rammed in his face.
Another 20 mins later correct food arrives. Eat it, go to pay and manager offers 10% discount. I tell him for that insult he can go get ****** and walk out without paying. Not strictly the right thing to do but tough.
Poor restaurant food quality
If the problem is the quality of the food rather than the service and it is so poor as to be a breach of contract, again you are entitled to reduce the bill or refuse to pay. However, if you are going to do this you need to tell the waiter at the time the food is served or if you first taste it. The restaurant is entitled to have the opportunity of putting good the problem.
Paying 'under protest'
If you do not like making a fuss or you are with a party and do not want to upset the atmosphere, you can always pay 'under protest' and write on the back of the bill that you are doing so. This gives you the chance of claiming against the restaurant at a later date. Usually only worth it if you are with a big party.
Free meals
It is a criminal offence on your part to go into a restaurant and order a meal with the intention of not paying for it. Restaurants often wrongly believe this means you have to pay for a meal whatever the circumstances. This is not the case. So long as you have a genuine reason for not paying and you leave your name and address, you have not acted in any way dishonestly.
That's rare as I have had the need to return stuff to Amazon all the time and it's been perfect every single time
BT broadband, when we first moved house we had a huge number of issues with it cutting out constantly due to line noise, they constantly blamed internal wiring. After 30+calls to indian call centres, 3 home hubs and 9 engineer visits (including checking the cabling in the house 3 times) they finally found a fault at the exchange.
I must have wasted well over 40 hours + on the phone, following pointless scripts and resetting my home hub to default over and over again. One of the calls lasted over 2 hours.
GT Interactive (computer games publisher, now gone out of business, AJAHAHHAHAHAH **** you)
I bought Unreal for PC 15 years ago, it would crash on startup on my computer. Phoned up their support line (0870 natch) for 20mins, gave up waiting. Tried again later, after over an HOUR on hold some french girl finally answered, and I had to be transferred as she couldn't help me - another 20min wait to speak to somebody.
After all that, they told me that it was a known issue with Cyrix cpus that could only be fixed by a patch. I asked if they could send me it on a disk, which they refused. They said my options were to:
a) Find somebody with the internet to download it (I didn't know anyone with the internet)
b) Wait for it to appear on a magazine cover disk (yeah, cos that's gonna be really easy to find out.....)
In the end my approach was twofold:
1) I wrote to PC Zone, who published my letter and put the patch on a coverdisk for me, but that took at least a couple of months due to lead times
2) In the meantime I went to a net cafe and downloaded it onto floppy disks. This took a while as the net cafe connection was a (shared) ISDN line.
I know in the modern age, having to download a software patch doesn't seem like a big deal but back then the majority of people did not have an internet connection at home (in fact I'd literally never used the internet). I was not best pleased to spend £30 on a game and find it didn't work, then waste about 2hrs on premium rate phonecalls only to then have to go and spend £5/hr in a net cafe to get it working.
Argos on a few occasions. Ordered goods that were in stock on the website and then had to wait months for delivery.