If I could, I would...

So once you have done that... What will you do after?

Have you thought of the repercussions?

Dude, this thread is 80/90s action movie in its political message. Did John McClane wait for the cops to sort out the Nakatomi Plaza? When Harry Tasker borrowed a harrier jet in a climactic conclusion to the terrorist conundrum, did he file the proper paper work first? When Sylvester Stallone looks at himself in the mirror in the morning, does he burst out laughing?
 
If I could, I would get capes back in fashion, instead of having a degree, if you earn a milestone you gain a cape.

Doctors would have a certain cape. People who are knighted would have a nice cape.

It defines your profession and your accomplishments.

HecFam, I salute you. This post, for me, earns post of the year. Get it on kickstarter and make it happen.
 
If I could, I would...

...defile Holly Willoughby

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If I could, I would get capes back in fashion, instead of having a degree, if you earn a milestone you gain a cape.

Doctors would have a certain cape. People who are knighted would have a nice cape.

It defines your profession and your accomplishments.

Would girls have capes that hang below the buttocks? It's an important question.
 
Would girls have capes that hang below the buttocks? It's an important question.

Depends on the profession, if they are a model, i'm sure there would be a cut out within the cape, to show their behind.

But with this cape it would be worn all the time, as you grow and become more experienced, you may gain a nice fur trim or something. A very regal gown.

A law would be in place where you can not be seen without a cape in public. Even 2 seconds after a baby is born, it will be given a plain cape.
 
If I could start my own country I would.
All laws and regulation would based on a scientific Vulcan'esc logic
Salaries would be based on their benefit to society. Medical, scientific, carer etc would be highest.
Services would all be government run, and free. Taxation would be singular and unified. 50%
All buildings would have to meet a design criteria (a bit like bath is all sandstone)
Religion wouldn't be illegal but would be banned in law and government.


It would be the perfect gel of communism and capitalism.
 
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if i could, i would shoot people who start "what if" threads like this that we all know wont turn to reality

;)
 
If I could, I would..

Put the conspiracy theory nuts in charge of the forums for 24 hours just to see how many of the mods they ban :P This would include Kwerk and Magnolia!
 
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