Help me identify this bird...

[ubersonic]

Queen wasp, my brother's cousin's sister's father kills them for a living.

 

[Belmit]

Black swans have red beaks, and would be huge, but I've never seen a swan sat on a fence.

I guess they're more black and white with their opinions...

 

[Father Ted]

edit . never mind

 

[Grandmaster Fap!]

Speckled Pigeon? has red face and bigger than 'normal' pigeons, but as big as a mans torso? Oo

 

[Apple_Fictor]

Google Muscovy Duck. Its probably one of them!

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

 

[scorza]

I'm thinking possibly a Great Bustard if you're in the right area.

 

[Haggisman]

Shag?

You could at least buy him a drink first!

 

[cHk4]

Queen Wasp.

 

[The Dread Pirate]

Possibly a sparrowhawk that's just eaten they tend to be a greyish color the red I can only ascribe to it having recently munched something messy!

 

[Guru]

Google Muscovy Duck. Its probably one of them!

This looks VERY similar! It was way bigger than a normal duck and didn't have any white on it at all, but I think it may well have been one of these

 

[Efour]

if it was one of those ill eat my own shoe.

 

[Efour]

shoe (choux) pastry

 

[Apple_Fictor]

They are big ducks, more Goose sized! They also come in different colours!

 

[bobbyspangles]

Guinea Fowl?

Not sure how it would have came to be stood on a fence, but then the same could be said for a Muscovy Duck.

 

[Captain Chaos]

Nuke it from space!

 

[gillywibble]

I saw a red headed bird yesterday as well, No hair just a red head.

 

[LOAM]

Ostrich with a spiderman mask on ?

 

[httk]

Nuke it from space!

It's the only way to be sure.

 

[Skidder]