Cineworld cheese nacho dip

Their jalapenos are some of the weakest I've tried. In fact everything seems weak, their pop is watered down way too much.

Oh lawd, just noticed the date.
 
Holy thread revival batman!

Any cinema food is pure processed garbage and an immediate stomach pump should be administered after the film has ended :')
 
Don't somebody like Doritos do it?

You will find it in a jar like you would salsa dip, as this stuff is so heavily processed you are never going to find it in a refrigerated aisle.
 
Chap I know use to work at a cinema, trust me if you saw that cheese before it was put int he machine you wouldn't want it anywhere near your mouth. it's also kept in those machines for days..
 
If the OP bought the cheese dip when starting this thread yet did not eat it, I imagine it would still look the same today. Utterly sterile and inert. Even water would not last as long. Avoid.
 
fornowagain said:
Its lovely, sticks to the roof of your mouth. I image similar to how it sticks to your arteries.
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This sentence makes me cringe.

Ironza said:
was the wrong account :(

But yes, it was so bad I had to inform the entire forum of this travesty of snack-food justice.
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From the forum rules: Multiple accounts are not allowed under any circumstances.

Escort yourself to the ban platform :)
 
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Why the need to pay the extortionate prices they charge for cinema 'food'. Concentrate on the film and stop filling your face with overpriced crap, you're only there for a couple of hours, it's not like you're gonna starve. Sheesh!
 
Ironza said:
bit of a necro

I had the cheese sauce from Cineworld in high-wycombe the other day, and holy crap I couldn't eat it. It was ****ing revolting. Plain tortilla chips for the rest of the film.
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I used to work at the other cinema in High Wycombe, the cheese there came out of a thick plastic bag, was heated for days on end, and formed a skin the army could use. Needless to say I never have or will eat cinema food, easier to take in your own stuff, and far cheaper.
 
Benihana said:
I used to work at the other cinema in High Wycombe, the cheese there came out of a thick plastic bag, was heated for days on end, and formed a skin the army could use. Needless to say I never have or will eat cinema food, easier to take in your own stuff, and far cheaper.
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Oh christ... That reminds me of the hotdogs they used to have at the UCI where I lived as a kid. It was like the same 12 hotdogs were on that rotating lukewarm heater thing for years. The thought of eating one made me boke every time.
 
Father Ted said:
Why the need to pay the extortionate prices they charge for cinema 'food'. Concentrate on the film and stop filling your face with overpriced crap, you're only there for a couple of hours, it's not like you're gonna starve. Sheesh!
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People don't eat at cinemas because they're hungry /facepalm

It's just another way to enjoy the movie, with snacks.
 
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