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- Joined
- 15 Feb 2012
- Posts
- 47
Please tell me you are one of those people who sleeps with their mobile switched on and under thier pillow?
If not then, then please start doing this. If you have your WiFi router in your bedroom, please make sure it is positioned as close to your head as possible. I also recommend that you drink more, smoke more, and take more drugs. I would also like you to change your diet to three fry ups per day, and if you are on the move, only ever eat at McDonald's.
I am advising you to do this, not because I hate you and want you to die sooner, but because I know you are smart enough to see through all those phoney baloney health scares, as your desperately (un)funny cartoon demonstrated.
I'd recommend you at least take a first year undergrad level electromagnetism or nuclear physics course, you may as well be saying food that is microwaved contains radiation.