Anyone had a spray tan before? - DONATE AND OP WILL GET A SPRAY TAN (CHARITY INSIDE TOO!)

[Maccapacca]

Dis u?

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

Spray tans are a probably safe and sometimes inexpensive way of keeping your good looks all sparkly and fresh (also tanned).

A safe alternative to sunbeds and sunbathing - It's Organic based

You look heathier and it aides in hiding your cellulite

You’ll feel better about yourself

Great for before and after holidays

Weddings

School Balls

Cheerleaders

Dancers

Body Builders (Product specifically designed for stage work, one coat only $70)

Helps your skin tone appear more even

Yes it's a fake tan... but without the fake look

Only takes 10 min of your time

Be bronzed all year around

Men and Women Welcome

 

[JoeF1]

Name change to Sunbed Bender

Seconded

Third this motion.

 

[arctine]

Not sure why the OP didn't just consult his husband....

 

[UncleRuckus]

I don't often endorse queer bashing, however...

 

[shroomz]

Third this motion.

I believe it is time to call a GD poll. Mods?

 

[Maccapacca]

I've got cash for charity for the name change. .

Can we cobble together enough cash to convince a mod?

 

[shroomz]

I've got cash for charity for the name change. .

Can we cobble together enough cash to convince a mod?

Better yet, pics of the OP post-tan?

 

[Spook187]

Proper Gay.

 

[Maccapacca]

www.justgiving.com/manlovespraytans

Come on it's all for charity

 

[Jono8]

Dance in the sun instead...

 

[shadow_boxer]

Wow! Please don't so it.

 

[Theophany]

www.justgiving.com/manlovespraytans

Come on it's all for charity

Done.

 

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[Maccapacca]

Done.

U da man

 

[pitchfork]

Tans in general are ugly as ****.
Even real ones, I avoid tanning when I'm in hot climates.

I don't like tanned girls myself, I like my women to be pale and so I practise what I preach.

 

[Maccapacca]

I don't like tanned girls myself, I like my women to be pale and cold

 

[iamdjdz]

Two of the girls in my fiances flat are currently getting one in the living room, I want s shower but am afraid to go out to see and my mrs has gone awol!

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

Tans in general are ugly as ****.
Even real ones, I avoid tanning when I'm in hot climates.

I don't like tanned girls myself, I like my women to be pale and so I practise what I preach.

"Terrifying until the end. Like watching a peach shed its skin and die, splashily." - Morgue UK Monthly

 

[Theophany]

Tans in general are ugly as ****.
Even real ones, I avoid tanning when I'm in hot climates.

I don't like tanned girls myself, I like my women to be pale and so I practise what I preach.

Naw, they look healthy. Not that horrible shade of lobster British tourists insist on turning themselves on a cheap holiday to Benidorm, but that sunkissed look that suggests they do not live in a basement.