looking after drunk person

[almoststew1990]

Just a moany thread about looking after my drunk girlfriend. I haven't ever had to look after someone who is exceptionally drunk before so general advice on what not to do? She has thrown up once (a hell of a lot though) and then we cleaned her up and managed to aim her passing out onto the bed. She is on her side as I didn't think it would be a good idea to sleep on her back. Is this alright and the best bet is to sleep it off now? Roll on getting up for work at 5.45am!

Oh and this isn't a medical thread, it's more a 'lifestyle hints and tips thread

 

[Ahleckz]

Get her up, get her to drink water (she'll resist, but try and get her to drink some). Then put her to bed.

Put her on her side is a good idea, but don't worry about watching her all night - she'll be fine.

Get a bowl beside the bed, and tell her that it's there. Oh, and don't have a barrel lock on your door - that'll confuse the hell out of her when she gets up in 3 hours time to throw up.

 

[almoststew1990]

Oh and, do you reckon I'm alright to sleep downstairs now that she is down and out? Or should I really be staying in the same room?

 

[almoststew1990]

Cheers for the advice. She knows the bowl is there (I learned a top tip- spread out an old towel on the floor and put the bowl on that!) And she is facing the bowl side. I've left our little light on and the bathroom light on and the door open so she can stumble her way to the bathroom. Water is her bed side table for when she wakes up with a sandpaper tongue but is it worth waking her up for a couple of sips now? it was quite a bit of agro to get her to go to sleep lol.

 

[nick.lidgett]

I think your concern is very sweet but if i was yoj id be upstairs taking advantage of her drunken stupor to get the bum love she never lets you have..................

 

[almoststew1990]

I think your concern is very sweet but if i was yoj id be upstairs taking advantage of her drunken stupor to get the bum love she never lets you have..................

Oh GD.




(she's already had a bit of waterybumsyndrome so I'm not going to brown town even if you paid me.)

 

[Lysander]

Leave her to it.

 

[Ahleckz]

Cheers for the advice. She knows the bowl is there (I learned a top tip- spread out an old towel on the floor and put the bowl on that!) And she is facing the bowl side. I've left our little light on and the bathroom light on and the door open so she can stumble her way to the bathroom. Water is her bed side table for when she wakes up with a sandpaper tongue but is it worth waking her up for a couple of sips now? it was quite a bit of agro to get her to go to sleep lol.

Nah, don't wake her up. Just leave her to it. The thing about telling them where the bowl is is that they usually remember it so get most of the spew in them.

Just let her sleep it off, she'll be wrecked tomorrow. But that's a day in bed with a girl for you! So lucky guy!

 

[Zenduri]

Leave a used condom on the bedside cabinet... She will wonder wtf happened in the morning

 

[Haggisman]

Leave 12 used condoms on the bedside cabinet... She will wonder wtf happened in the morning

Fixed!

 

[pitchfork]

Good lord man, where were you as a teenager? Have you seriously never had to look after a drunk person before?

Give her some water and let her sleep it off (preferably on her side) with a bucket next to the bed. Then when she wakes up looking like **** in the morning, say lots of things to make her feel worse "want some vodka" "can anyone else taste vomit" that kind of stuff.

Seeing as she's already conked out (better than me, I used to just stay awake vomiting all night) put a bucket next to the bed and let her sleep it off. Then mock her in the morning.

 

[Haggisman]

Also - she owes you big time, for getting so hammered you have to spend most of the night looking after her when you have to be up for work at 5.45!

Be sure to take full advantage of this fact!

 

[The_Baron]

Don't forget to give her a cheery phone call shortly

 

[pitchfork]

Don't forget to give her a cheery phone call shortly

Record it, these phonecalls are always gold.

 

[Cosimo]

Fixed!

 

[Deus Ex]

Getting them to drink is normally superfluous, it helps with the hangover in the morning though.

Recovery position and if you are really keen, regular checks. No intercourse unlike what some of the other idiots seem to have posted here.

 

[Atlas23]

Time to turn this thread into what reward OP should get for going above and beyond the call of duty. His options are (rewards below are not being offered by myself.. before the homo comments come flooding in):

- Week-long BJ
- A year of dinner being cooked for him
- OP can never be nagged for gaming again
- ALL OF THE ABOVE

 

[tom_e]

- ALL OF THE ABOVE

Plus just casually dropping what a mess she was into conversation every now and again, and if you're feeling really mean hint that she done something really stupid but don't tell her what.

 

[pitchfork]

Time to turn this thread into what reward OP should get for going above and beyond the call of duty. His options are (rewards below are not being offered by myself.. before the homo comments come flooding in):

- Week-long BJ
- A year of dinner being cooked for him
- OP can never be nagged for gaming again
- ALL OF THE ABOVE

These are all standard wife duties. I reckon no more getting dragged along shopping.

 

[Haggisman]

if you're feeling really mean hint that she done something really stupid but don't tell her what.

Do this, try to subtly convince her that she did "something" but you can't tell her what as she made you promise to never mention it!