looking after drunk person

[randomshenans]

I'd give her a proper dead leg. No reason for it, just because you can.

 

[jonnyp1993]

I'd give her a proper dead leg. No reason for it, just because you can.

LOL

that sounds fun.. but a painful morning after when she realizes that you did it

 

[MikeTheNative]

This really is a sh**y thread.

 

[randomshenans]

LOL

that sounds fun.. but a painful morning after when she realizes that you did it

She would never know...

I joke with the wife we should wait for the kids to fall asleep, give them both dead legs and then blame it on their brothers and then watch them try and hobble after one another. Apparently this is not only not allowed but things you shouldn't say out loud.

 

[Atlas23]

I joke with the wife we should wait for the kids to fall asleep, give them both dead legs and then blame it on their brothers and then watch them try and hobble after one another. Apparently this is not only not allowed but things you shouldn't say out loud.

Hello? Is that child services? Yes I'd like to report..

I think your concern is very sweet but if i was yoj id be upstairs taking advantage of her drunken stupor to get the bum love she never lets you have..................

.. butt rape! But I couldn't remember if there was a hotline for that

 

[Dis86]

She sounds like a bit of a silly mare to be honest. Not only does she get herself in that state she does it knowing you've got to be up for work in just a few hours. Time for someone to grow up.

 

[Moothead2]

Leave a used condom on the bedside cabinet... She will wonder wtf happened in the morning

And say it wasn't you and thus able to guilt her into doing anything you want.

 

[arknor]

then we cleaned her up

leave 2 condom wrappers on the floor and your mates tshirt or socks see what her reaction is in the morning

 

[Agent_Smith357]

So OP, What's it like dating a 16 yr old girl?

 

[Pestilence]

Hello? Is that child services? Yes I'd like to report..

.. butt rape! But I couldn't remember if there was a hotline for that

Yeah, I think that's still Childline.

 

[Oxide™]

surely this calls for a brown tattoo'ing?

 

[West]

I do it for a living most Friday and Saturday nights

On side is best..

 

[Admiral Huddy]

I do it for a living most Friday and Saturday nights

On side is best..

Hat off to you buddy.. Seriously, not a job I envy.


I don't deal very well with drunk people. Not sure why but i panic.

 

[Atlas23]

I don't deal very well with drunk people. Not sure why but i panic.

I assume by panic, you mean panic like when an Arachnophobe sees a large spider. Are you Methyphobic?

 

[Admiral Huddy]

I guess i am

 

[Atlas23]

*Hugs*


Edit: you don't ban for hugs do you?

 

[Dave M]

Good on the OP for looking after her but please god don't make a big deal of it or try to punish her for it. She got drunk, and rather than waking up hugging the toilet covered in her own sick she got put to bed relatively clean and will feel far better for it. That's it.

 

[Admiral Huddy]

Mod team could always do with a hug..

 

[Maccy]

Should've seen it as an opportunity to stand and bang.
























Don't do this.

 

[almoststew1990]

I made her feel bad by saying she punched a kitten in the face but I'm not sure she believed me though. She did say she was going to make it up to me. maybe I'll make her be my footstall / drinks table whilst I play games and make her shout mass effect combat one-liners like 'mind over matter!' When I play that later.

I've assured her I'll bring this up as much as possible. Unfortunately I didn't take any pics of her passed out in an x shape next to the loo.