I'm really impressed with you lot

As the internet became progressively more popular, the standard of written language used online diminshed as the highly intelligent (yet socially inept) early adopters of the internet became diluted within a sea of ill-educated, "normal" people.

Anything that becomes popular is inevitably ruined by the frothing masses, so I propose we move on from the internet to a new system of communication, where we can share cat images and bad jokes in peace. A place where governments can't legislate, corporations can't dictate, and we can all masturbate to the latest leaked images of some celebrity who accidently shared their mobile phone photos on a social network.

This made my morning
 
nps m8 lyt ur sys no tht am cumin tonite innit

National Paintball Supply M8 Love You Too. Uncertain Reasoning, state your source. No Technische Hogeschool Twente (now called Technical University). Anti Mage is farming Cumin tonight to get his Battlefury...in it.

Am I close?
 
WAGWAN ma bredbin ! Dis form is PENG !

Got isues wiv ur hoes ? go get sum sik man luv in da biches fread

i friken luv pCs m8, i got bare ram in ma beast, it got dis sik grafic card nd i LUV playin fifa it is sik
 
I... can't even read this. :(

No problem mate <unknown words> know that <What?> coming tonight. <stupid word of doom>

"nps m8 lyt ur sys no tht am cumin tonite innit"

No problem mate, let your sis (sister) know that I shall be coming round to your place of residence this fine evening (presumably to have coitus).
 
"nps m8 lyt ur sys no tht am cumin tonite innit"

No problem mate, let your sis (sister) know that I shall be coming round to your place of residence this fine evening (presumably to have coitus).

its the lyt bit that is confusing..... Now that it makes sense i shall be calling the police when you arrive :) :D
 
Totally agree with OP ----

One thing I have noticed there are still a few who can't spell "does" - but no where near as bad as the other forum I used to use.

Cor !!! I nearly spelt a four letter word wrong and it's not does.

Dave
 
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