Girl turned slightly bunny boiler...

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Trig said:
I think the correct term for that is crackling...
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Nearly laughed my spag bolognese onto my desk!

I think we all understand the OP's predicament. Big girls are a bit like scooters. They're good fun to get a leg over, but you just don't want your mates to see you on one. In terms of a quick lay, the only real criteria is willingness and a pulse, so I hold Vidar blameless here.
 
she kept doing this "puckering up" thing with her lips every time she wanted a kiss and It really got on my nerves... felt an urge to punch her every time she did it
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Don't fight it, just do it!!

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Isn't the OP the one who has loads of problems with his ex? And now is dating someone he doesn't like and considers crazy? Along with being incredibly offensive towards her.

What an ********. I don't believe in karma, but I sure believe in cause and effect!
 
How to dump a fat chick...

Phone her up, explain you have been itchy in "that" department and are getting it checked out.

Phone her a while later, explain you have been referred to the "clap clinic".

Tell her you have "the clap" and you could have only caught it from her or the olive skinned man from the local garage... pause... hang up.
 
Theophany said:
GD is full of broken people.
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Ain't that the God damn truth!

I can get someone being an *******, we're all ******** occasionally, but for a dude who has been royally **** on by someone else..........to royally **** on someone themselves seems a bit......stupid?


Ah what do I know. Lysanders chopped liver comment did make me lol.
 
sports_brah said:
Ain't that the God damn truth!

I can get someone being an *******, we're all ******** occasionally, but for a dude who has been royally **** on by someone else..........to royally **** on someone themselves seems a bit......stupid?


Ah what do I know. Lysanders chopped liver comment did make me lol.
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To be fair, it wasn't all down to him. Fat girl posts misleading photos, gets on with OP over the phone, then stalks OP to his home, where he's vulnerable (just out of bad relationship, confused by good vibes on phone and then whale beaches on his shore). Woman throws herself at OP before he has a chance to reconcile his feeling on the misleading photos being a fat bird stalker.

You could argue that OP was taken advantage of. If the OP was a woman and the sexes reversed, we'd be calling the police on a fat bird rapey stalker.

So yes, he was a bit dumb, but it's not like the woman wasn't fully also involved in consensual, casual sex with someone she hardly knew. If she turned around the next morning and said "I'm just not feelin' it Vidar", we'd have no problem with that.

Fact is, we're not laughing about what he did, but about the consequences of shagging a mental, and what's going to happen afterwards...
 
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