Girl turned slightly bunny boiler...

[tom_e]

Hehe we're on page 6 now Go to your user settings and select 80 posts per page. Think OcUK used to have 100 pp at one time.

Great thread Vidar. Have you heard from her at all, now that it's been ~24 hours?

She's still in the depths of a KFC and ice cream induced coma.

 

[CREATIVE!11]

17th page,

OP has provided GD with the lols, but he most now step it up provide blanked face pics for maximum e-peen extension.

GOGOOGOG

 

[Hitman_Leon]

The OP's encounter must have been epic, like the meteors hitting the sea in Armageddon and tidal waves radiating out from every impact.

I did once finish a girl in a unique and mean way; I sent her by post a P45 and a reference outlining all her bad points so she could pass it on to prospective dates. She was rather angry but she really should have understood what monogamy was.

 

[Cosimo]

Make sure you put a ring of vegetables around your house. Fat chicks fear salad.

 

[murah]

This is the problem with fat chicks. They're so glad that anyone will pull apart their chopped liver that they'll be all over you after the first time. This won't end well. I'd just get out of it. She probably looks like Jabba the Hut first thing in the morning

Asshat opinion really, I've been with a few big girls. It's just women with needy/massive insecurity complexes (Be they fat or thin) that you have to watch out for.

 

[jake108]

Sides are hurting, here have some stars

 

[thebeagle]

You could always consider it a tick on the bucket list! Just trying to put a positive angle on the situation in hand! or hands even!

 

[MooMoo444]

You could always consider it a tick on the bucket list! Just trying to put a positive angle on the situation in hand! or hands even!

S̶a̶v̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶B̶l̶u̶e̶ ̶W̶h̶a̶l̶e̶s̶ ̶f̶r̶o̶m̶ ̶e̶x̶t̶i̶n̶c̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶b̶y̶ ̶d̶o̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶p̶a̶r̶t̶

 

[Stolly]

Everything you have done is wrong. You are literally one of the worst type of people. You base your horrible decision making on past experiences that you feel gives you a free pass too treat the next poor soul to get snagged in your self righteous web of double standards as if THEY are the one in the wrong.

"Oh I am disappointed by your physical appearance, but I have been hurt in the past so sleeping with you will be justified and that past experience will also give me a reason to not see you again because I want sex to be special!!"

Seriously?? What kind of person thinks like that?

Whats worse is your behaviour is being validated by people on a forum in the name of "fun".

Making fun of someone's size is fun? Making fun of someone's possible emotional stability is fun? Hurling sexist slurs at people anonymously is fun?

On a forum where swearing is frowned upon a topic like this gets free reign because why, it's fun?.

Pathetic. You are all deeply cowardly and pathetic people.

You really need to get that sand out of your vagina. Its making you act all cranky.

 

[Adsta]

GD is bloody amazing at times good job, good job. Have stars

 

[fadetoblack]

Give her a bag of flour to help find the damp spot?

 

[bainbridge]

Texting is ok in this instance IMO, I would have phoned to make sure she knew that was that and let her maybe shout/cry whatever but it was a one night stand so there was no commitment.

 

[grimm]

Texting her "It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again" would probably have gotten rid of her.

 

[manic111]

You are all lovely human beings.

Say that to her face.

Bit harsh saying "you are all lovely human beings" to her face. She may be big, but there's still only one of her!

 

[Dave M]

"Oh I am disappointed by your physical appearance, but I have been hurt in the past so sleeping with you will be justified and that past experience will also give me a reason to not see you again because I want sex to be special!!"

Seriously?? What kind of person thinks like that?

He quite clearly said that was not the case and it was behaviour and attitude that turned him away.

You can ignore that and assume that bodyweight was the issue but that says more about you than him.

Fatist jokes though are just the internet, we barely keep a lid on racist, sexist sometimes, but we may as well turn the server off if we want to do anything about fatist - it's the last minority it's okay to abuse don't you know (if it's still a minority in the UK).

 

[CREATIVE!11]

He quite clearly said that was not the case and it was behaviour and attitude that turned him away.

You can ignore that and assume that bodyweight was the issue but that says more about you than him.

Fatist jokes though are just the internet, we barely keep a lid on racist, sexist sometimes, but we may as well turn the server off if we want to do anything about fatist - it's the last minority it's okay to abuse don't you know (if it's still a minority in the UK).

The "relaxed" moderation I see towards GD is what makes GD well... GD.

People can't get all twisted all the time over a few things on interwebs, I mean it's good even religion threads have been openly discussed here and turned into huge flame war. I think it makes it worth reading.

As long as no scat porn or something is posted I'm all for it.

 

[Dave M]

As long as no scat porn or something is posted I'm all for it.

No promises.

 

[HangTime]

Other than kissing you a lot and sending a text the morning after saying she hopes you have a great day, I'm not really sure what the girl did wrong, considering it originated from a dating site rather than a random ONS [To be fair I haven't read every post]

In that situation, if I genuinely liked the girl I'd have given her another chance, maybe she wanted to seem keen (relationship wise) after you did the deed and would have toned it down over time.

 

[Malevolence]

 

[6thElement]

OP is probably dead by now