LOL at ebay user response

[spoffle]

Worst "look at me, I can afford a five grand bed" thread ever

In this thread, £2500 is suddenly £5500...

I wish my money worked like that.

 

[randal]

Browses other items...

She's got about £20k worth of stuff she's trying to punt on.

 

[estebanrey]

In this thread, £2500 is suddenly £5500...

I wish my money worked like that.

The item says the RRP is worth £5k, thus it is a five grand bed.

 

[MrMarvelous]

Poor Amanda here sounds brain damaged.

 

[Antony101]

The item says the RRP is worth £5k, thus it is a five grand bed.

It's used and full of semen, not even worth 10p.

 

[darael]

Judging by the rest of the stuff she has up for sale, her eyes favour expensive tat.

 

[robfosters]

She is rich, but undoubtedly mad or an idiot.

Only someone fitting if the description could spend £450 on a lime green hat.

 

[dessimpson]

I looked at what else she had for sale and all I can think of is "Divorce"

 

[Mutt]

My guess is that she's a tasty piece from foreign shores who's landed herself an English sugar daddy. He's curtailed her wastefulness by telling her to sell her unwanted items on ebay to generate some cash for her future purchases.

 

[~Dockie]

Loved the little bit on her profile

i am an honest, reliable person, always willing to help, those who have worked with me can only agree=))If you feel like a new wardrobe come have a look!

Certainly sounds like it

 

[davido_labido]

She is rich, but undoubtedly mad or an idiot.

Only someone fitting if the description could spend £450 on a lime green hat.

id say her husband is rich....

" my husband ordered it for one of his flats but never managed to use it."

nah, from the things she has bought, shes obviously got more money than sense

 

[kindai]

Why would you spend so much on a bed :S?

 

[robfosters]

My guess is that she's a tasty piece from foreign shores who's landed herself an English sugar daddy. He's curtailed her wastefulness by telling her to sell her unwanted items on ebay to generate some cash for her future purchases.

I looked at what else she had for sale and all I can think of is "Divorce"

My guess is she's a foreign sort whose taking the poor bugger for everything he's got.

 

[arknor]

someone ask if the mattress protector is left on the second photo to cover up stains lol....

why would you want a second hand bed/mattress anyway? you are just asking for bedbugs or crabs

 

[Mutt]

She's probably more confused than she is usually by the fact the listing has gone from 121 views to 465 in 90mins.

 

[[TW]Sponge]

I can't understand what the difference between that 5k bed is, compared to my £400 bed. Hell my bed even has a bit of storage.

Mind = Blown.

 

[arknor]

do all expensive beds have slated bases? I always though of them as cheap and nasty.
I'd want a proper spring base if I was spending big money

 

[Mutt]

Would any good come from asking her to take a photo of herself lying on the bed, with a view to getting a proper idea of the scale/dimensions?

 

[helmet]

Would any good come from asking her to take a photo of herself lying on the bed, with a view to getting a proper idea of the scale/dimensions?

Now that would be amazing, a person taking a picture of themselves in a different location. I would pay 2k for that.

 

[Mutt]

I've got a crappy camera with a built-in timer you can have for 2k.

Step 1: Set the timer to whatever you like then press the shutter release
Step 2: Get in to your best posing position
Step 3: Your photo is taken and you've spent 2k very wisely.