CREATE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE : CERA HARDER

[FnG]magnolia · 25 Dec 2013 at 06:49

CREATE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE : MICHAEL CERA EDITION [EPISODE 1]

HELLO ADVENTURER.

MICHAEL CERA HAS TO SAVE CHRISTMAS AND ONLY YOU CAN HELP HIM.

MICHAEL HAS WOKEN UP IN A DARK ROOM WITH LITTLE IDEA OF WHERE HE IS OR WHAT HE MUST DO.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE?

PLEASE ENTER YOUR COMMAND AND PRESS <ENTER> TO CONTINUE.

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Rich_L · 25 Dec 2013 at 06:56

SMILE IN TO THE FEDORA

[FnG]magnolia · 25 Dec 2013 at 07:09

MICHAEL SMILES IN TO THE FEDORA.

IT IS TOO BIG FOR HIM BUT COULD PROVE USEFUL LATER IN HIS ADVENTURE.

HIS MOOD REMAINS CAUTIOUSLY OPTIMISTIC ALTHOUGH HE IS STILL IN A DARK ROOM.

PLEASE ENTER YOUR COMMAND AND PRESS <ENTER> TO CONTINUE.

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R.O.S.S.I · 25 Dec 2013 at 07:12

DISCOVER

cypto · 25 Dec 2013 at 07:21

PLACE ANIME MAN CHILD INTO THE ORANGE FLAVOURED PICKLE

[FnG]magnolia · 25 Dec 2013 at 07:22

MICHAEL HAS DISCOVERED A LIGHT SWITCH!

TURNING ON THE LIGHT HAS ALLOWED HIM TO PUT THE OVERSIZED FEDORA ON HIS HEAD, NULLIFYING THE BENEFIT SUCH AS IT WAS. THE LIGHT IS NOT VERY BRIGHT.

PLEASE ENTER YOUR COMMAND AND PRESS <ENTER> TO CONTINUE.

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Edrof · 25 Dec 2013 at 07:43

This is amazing.

bsoltan · 25 Dec 2013 at 08:35

DISCOVER ANIME

[FnG]magnolia · 25 Dec 2013 at 08:46

MICHAEL HAS DISCOVERED ANIME.

HIS MOOD WORSENS.

IN BETTER NEWS, IT SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE ELSE IS OUTSIDE THE SLIGHTLY DARK ROOM. THIS PERSON HAS SAID, 'HELLO.' COULD THIS LEAD TO A STEP CHANGE IN MICHAEL'S ADVENTURE?

PROBABLY NOT.

PLEASE ENTER YOUR COMMAND AND PRESS <ENTER> TO CONTINUE.

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Saundie · 25 Dec 2013 at 08:48

ASK THE ORANGE FLAVOURED MANCHILD; SHOULD I DISCOVER ~ NIPPON ~?

[FnG]magnolia · 25 Dec 2013 at 08:51

MICHAEL CANNOT CARRY OUT THAT TASK AT THIS TIME.

PLEASE ENTER YOUR COMMAND AND PRESS <ENTER> TO CONTINUE.

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Hicks · 25 Dec 2013 at 08:51

SHOULD I REQUEST HELP?

Mason- · 25 Dec 2013 at 08:52

> PICKLE THE MANCHILD

Begbie · 25 Dec 2013 at 08:54

> ENJOY MANCHILD

Mason- · 25 Dec 2013 at 08:55

> PUT PICKLE IN TO MANCHILD

[FnG]magnolia · 25 Dec 2013 at 08:56

MICHAEL CANNOT CARRY OUT THAT TASK AT THIS TIME.

"SHOULD I REQUEST HELP?" PONDERS MICHAEL, HIS MOOD BECOMING INQUISITIVE.

PERHAPS REQUESTING HELP FROM THE STRANGER COULD PROVE HELPFUL, HE THINKS.

PLEASE ENTER YOUR COMMAND AND PRESS <ENTER> TO CONTINUE.

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Mason- · 25 Dec 2013 at 08:58

> REQUEST HELP AND ENJOY REDDIT

Azza · 25 Dec 2013 at 09:02

> RUN NORTH

Saundie · 25 Dec 2013 at 09:04

ASK THE STRANGER; SHOULD I SMILE?

[FnG]magnolia · 25 Dec 2013 at 09:06

MICHAEL'S REQUEST FOR HELP IN ENJOYING REDDIT ENSURED THE STRANGER FLED.

MICHAEL HAD MADE A POOR DECISION.

PERHAPS IF HE WEREN'T SUCH AN ASSHAT IN FUTURE HE'D FIND HIS WAY OUT OF THIS SLIGHTLY DARK ROOM AND CARRY ON WITH HIS ADVENTURE, SAVING CHRISTMAS AS HE WENT!

PLEASE ENTER YOUR COMMAND AND PRESS <ENTER> TO CONTINUE.

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