Involuntary celibacy thread

[Cold_And_Miserable]

Never

+1

 

[SB118]

Months and months and months.

That line from Bad Boys about having kids and only getting to sleep with a beautiful woman every night.....

 

[knip]

Nearly 3 years

 

[Arsonist]

32 days. Longest dry spell for probably more than 4 years.

 

[wez130]

How long's it been?

this morning

 

[randal]

This should be renamed to the innuendo thread, if it isn't too hard

It isn't too hard but the climax wouldn't be worth the build up.

However that's the problem with innuendos, you're always trying to slip one in.

 

[Scougar]

Involuntary? Seems like it's voluntary to not do it.

Involuntary makes it sound like you are being phallus blocked. Have you tried outright asking for sex OP?

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

32 days. Longest dry spell for probably more than 4 years.

Why is it that I think you have a calendar which you update each day with "Yep" or "Nope" depending on whether you had sex or not the day before? Confirm/deny?

 

[Dr Delphi]

4 days as I've just got back from CERN trip!

 

[neil3k]

bout 4 months

(pregnant wife)

 

[Devrij]

I went 2 years before I met my gf. Currently a few days though.

 

[Ceryndrion]

Long enough that I really don't care anymore

 

[Freefaller]

Same.

Then the V-plates came right off!

Hi 5!

However that's the problem with innuendos, you're always trying to slip one in.

 

[m@rty]

bout 4 months

(pregnant wife)

oxo

 

[Nitefly]

Jesus.

 

[86JR]

Six months.

I find if I want to have sex with a girl, other than paying her, the only way I can do it is to trick one into a relationship which I don't like to do because it hurts her feelings and honestly it is a load of hassle.

Finding "friends with benefits" is really hard in my experience.

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

Jesus.

You last had sex two thousand years ago with an important historical figure?

I find if I want to have sex with a girl, other than paying her, the only way I can do it is to trick one into a relationship which I don't like to do because it hurts her feelings and honestly it is a load of hassle.

PUA.txt

 

[Hades]

Married since 2000

 

[SB118]

bout 4 months

(pregnant wife)

Heh, get used to it

Married since 2000

10 year dry spell, ouch!

 

[Deleted member 66701]

I'm married so......

About 3hrs and counting.