Rohypnol, 10 Denier and a flick knife, jobs a gooden!
I know you're being hilarious and all that, and it's all lads together, and you like football, kebabs and going down the pub to drink beer, and you wear Gazzelles...
But seriously?
Valentines day - how's this work?
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I know you're being hilarious and all that, and it's all lads together, and you like football, kebabs and going down the pub to drink beer, and you wear Gazzelles...
But seriously?
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I wonder what it is that makes people decide to post that?
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I don't think this is mandatory.
No.
I realise that selective quoting is pretty low effort on my part but you need to come up with better alternatives for going on dates with women.
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[TW]Fox;25696786 said:
OCUK is made up of a high percentage of
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The only useful piece of advice I could offer is to leave the 'Elephant' impersonation until at least the third date.
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Never understood why people date co-workers, never **** where you eat and all that.
I sometimes wondered the same thing!
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Well, unless you're into that sort of thing...
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Seriously now look at it this way, you date some fluff at work bang her a few times and she doesnt accept your excuse that it "slipped" up her wrong'un. She fires you off and on monday you go into work and find out everybody knows you like sucking toes while wearing adult nappies. That would be a problem. Because now everybody hates you.
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Seriously now look at it this way, you date some fluff at work bang her a few times and she doesnt accept your excuse that it "slipped" up her wrong'un. She fires you off and on monday you go into work and find out everybody knows you like sucking toes while wearing adult nappies. That would be a problem. Because now everybody hates you.
This sounds like a confession.
Seriously now look at it this way, you date some fluff at work bang her a few times and she doesnt accept your excuse that it "slipped" up her wrong'un. She fires you off and on monday you go into work and find out everybody knows you like sucking toes while wearing adult nappies. That would be a problem. Because now everybody hates you.
! Made my morning lol.
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Seriously now look at it this way, you date some fluff at work bang her a few times and she doesnt accept your excuse that it "slipped" up her wrong'un. She fires you off and on monday you go into work and find out everybody knows you like sucking toes while wearing adult nappies. That would be awesome. Because now everybody thinks your the don.
Fixed
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[FnG]magnolia;25696999 said:
Forgive me magnolia, for i have sinned.....
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OMG! Where is the romance guys?!!?
If this is the first year the op is single on Valentines Day AND he fancies someone great
All woman like Valentines (they are lying if they say they don't) and if she is single then an anonymous card is really nice to receive - esp if it is delivered to work!
I am sure there is some unwritten rule regarding reveling Valentines - google it - but what you can also do is send her something for the 14th, and the following week ask her for a drink - you don't HAVE to tell her you sent her a card etc straight away. See how things go, and you can always reveal it at another time
Its nice to see/hear that there are still some romantic people left in the world
If this is the first year the op is single on Valentines Day AND he fancies someone great
All woman like Valentines (they are lying if they say they don't) and if she is single then an anonymous card is really nice to receive - esp if it is delivered to work!
I am sure there is some unwritten rule regarding reveling Valentines - google it - but what you can also do is send her something for the 14th, and the following week ask her for a drink - you don't HAVE to tell her you sent her a card etc straight away. See how things go, and you can always reveal it at another time
Its nice to see/hear that there are still some romantic people left in the world
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OMG! Where is the romance guys?!!?
If this is the first year the op is single on Valentines Day AND he fancies someone great
All woman like Valentines (they are lying if they say they don't) and if she is single then an anonymous card is really nice to receive - esp if it is delivered to work!
I am sure there is some unwritten rule regarding reveling Valentines - google it - but what you can also do is send her something for the 14th, and the following week ask her for a drink - you don't HAVE to tell her you sent her a card etc straight away. See how things go, and you can always reveal it at another time
Its nice to see/hear that there are still some romantic people left in the world
This is terrible advice and should be ignored because ~ !! OH MY GOD I WISH MEN WERE SO ROMANTIC/CREEPY TO ME!! ~ is not a representative thing which most women generally feel.
[FnG]magnolia;25697071 said:
HEY!
Everyone likes a surprise, and an anonymous card is just that
If he went all out and did flowers, chocolates, marching band and balloons then yeah creepy over kill, but a card??
Romance does not = creepy if done right
