Caporegime
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Get a girl who has cats?
Cat Connundrum
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Vote OP namechange to "KittyFiddler".
GD never disappoints.
On a serious note, hook up with a girl that is into cats as much as you. or thanks to google torquay is your nearest cat brothel.
http://www.torquayheraldexpress.co.uk/Britain-s-cats-cafe-opens-Totnes/story-19123175-detail/story.html
The landlord said you couldn't get a cat, he didn't say you couldn't lure neighboring cats into your company by putting out food.
You could in theory get a cat and if the landlord sees it "No, that's the neighbors cat, he wanders in here sometimes"
The only other alternative is get yourself a girlfriend with a cat and then stroke her pussy.
You could in theory get a cat and if the landlord sees it "No, that's the neighbors cat, he wanders in here sometimes"
The only other alternative is get yourself a girlfriend with a cat and then stroke her pussy.
Too much pussy for OP to handle.
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Well I think OP is lacking in pasty so he needs pussy.
That's like wanting pizza with extra toppings, but having cheese on toast instead, that someone dropped on a turd but wiped it off before giving it to you.
In fact that's exactly what having a dog instead of a cat is like.
Cat cafe in Japan
