Poll: Slug vs. Snail: The Long Awaited Poll

[ci_newman]

Slugs are just wannabe snails:

 

[TheBDog]

Yeah we've formed a resistance

No need for a resistance. Just do this!

 

[StoutMeister]

Yeah we've formed a resistance

You will put up no resistance to the batty man.

 

[Atlas23]

You will put up no resistance to the batty man.

Theophany?

 

[Theophany]

Theophany?

/votekick "Blazin23"
>Theophany has called a vote
>Yes: 125 No: 25
>Blazin23 has been kicked!
>Blazin23 is connecting
>Blazin23 has been kicked. Reason: player cannot reconnect for 24 hours because is faget

 

[Mr Badger]

If you hold a snail up to your ear, you can hear the sound of the sea.

I've been trying to stay neutral in this debate, however the above point is just fanciful, lying pro snail propaganda. Unless the sound of the sea is now a hideous sucking, squelching, slithering noise?

Also, what's the best method for getting slime out of your ear? NHS Direct seem clueless on this matter.

 

[Mat]

Am I the only one wondering what faget means?

'Faggot' is now deemed to be too phagot so it's now faget.
Try not to foget.

 

[kokuten]

so this actually became a real poll

 

[TommyV]

slugs > snails

Snails require a faget shell, Slugs get by without one and clearly have a tougher exterior.

Snails belong in the kitchen, Slugs will go out and do the hunting.

 

[Theophany]

so this actually became a real poll

Maccy has to actually do some moderating in between his dogeminer sessions; this is about as close as it gets.

 

[Atlas23]

/votekick "Blazin23"
>Theophany has called a vote
>Yes: 125 No: 25
>Blazin23 has been kicked!
>Blazin23 is connecting
>Blazin23 has been kicked. Reason: player cannot reconnect for 24 hours because is faget

FU bro

I've been trying to stay neutral in this debate, however the above point is just fanciful, lying pro snail propaganda. Unless the sound of the sea is now a hideous sucking, squelching, slithering noise?

Also, what's the best method for getting slime out of your ear? NHS Direct seem clueless on this matter.

slugs > snails

Snails require a faget shell, Slugs get by without one and clearly have a tougher exterior.

Snails belong in the kitchen, Slugs will go out and do the hunting.

That's it guys. Lets teach these snail fagets a lesson!

 

[deuse]

Snails get eaten by the FRENCH

"A snail owned a car and was painting a big letter 'S' on it. His friend the turtle saw him and asked why and the snail replied, "
When people see me drive by they can, 'Say look at the S-car-go"."

 

[Halestorm]

I don't see anyone making any big budget animated films for any faget slugs....Go team Snail!!!

 

[Atlas23]

I don't see anyone making any big budget animated films for any faget slugs....Go team Snail!!!

That's your argument?

I don't think I've ever seen a faggier looking snail tbh :/

 

[Monkeynut]

Slugs disgust me whereas snails are all like "Oh yeah, snail, standard."

 

[Halestorm]

​

That's your argument?

I don't think I've ever seen a faggier looking snail tbh :/

Yeah but he would win a race against any of your faggy snails

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

SNAILS

• Lazy
• Disease ridden
• Rubbish shells
• Entitled
• Cannot run faster than a leopard
• Really, really small, like totes tiny
• Thrifty but not in a good way
• Bad at being at sea
• Selfish a**holes

SLUGS

• Rad all the time
• Don't even need a shell, bro
• Super quick sprinters
• Huge in the team playing space

SNAILS 0 - SLUGS 1

 

[Atlas23]

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Yeah but he would win a race against any of your faggy snails

My faggy snails? No brah.. I am fighting for slugs

#snailsRfagets

 

[sports_brah]

Standing on snail = satisfying crunch.

Or if in a generous mood = a satisfying drop kick into another residence.


Standing on a slug is not pleasant.


Therefore:

Slug is faget.

Snail is less faget, but reminds me of gypsies so only marginally better.

 

[Halestorm]

My faggy snails? No brah.. I am fighting for slugs

#snailsRfagets

Goddamit, stupid brain not braining...i meant your faggy slugs...faggy faggy slugs