Happy Steak and Fellatio Day!

[godinman]

I like my steak how I like my bj's, rare.

Oh..wait

 

[Maccy]

I don't think I've missed one of these in the 6 years I've been with the mrs, in fact she had to remind me last night!

 

[Deleted member 651465]

She's leaving work early to come over.

I'll have to get the steak but if I'm honest, that's the least of my concerns

 

[godinman]

My dilemma is that I didn't do anything for valentines day, therefore I shall bereft of meat and so shall she.

 

[spookywillow]

I got woken up rather nicely this morning, then read this thread....what a coincidence

Not too keen on steaks though

 

[Bennie-Mac]

I believe there have also been some insinuations that certain people on this forum with have their penis in ANOTHER PERSON's MOUTH!!!!!11111oneoneeleven

The receiver is always a hero, the giver is a filthy filthy prostitute.

"Gotta BJ last night bro! Totes amazing!" *high fives and beer ensue*

"Gave some guy a BJ last night bro! Totes amazing!" *Awkwardness and wondering bout STD's ensues*

 

[Bennie-Mac]

I like my steak how I like my bj's, rare.

Oh..wait

Blue for me.

 

[godinman]

The receiver is always a hero, the giver is a filthy filthy prostitute.

"Gotta BJ last night bro! Totes amazing!" *high fives and beer ensue*

"Gave some guy a BJ last night bro! Totes amazing!" *Awkwardness and wondering bout STD's ensues*

That may be the case if it involves some random at a club, but in a relationship as this thread suggests then it's a none issue.

Stop being a wet blanket.

 

[pitchfork]

I like my steak how I like my bj's, rare.

Oh..wait

I like mine stone cold and still bleeding.

 

[topshot]

Got told we are having pasta for dinner

 

[ChocolateStarfishRammer]

I like mine stone cold and still bleeding.

Always happens when they still have braces.

 

[ChocolateStarfishRammer]

Going to have to settle for this this year.

 

[arknor]

If anyone lauding this annual 'tradition' actually gets steak and fellatio today, I'll eat my hat.

they should have called it fish and fellatio day and had it on the 6th day of the 9 month

 

[Theophany]

What do vegetarians do ? "Tofu and Bagpiping Day" ?

Tofu and a rusty trombone.

 

[LordSplodge]

Its more the fact that shes advertising this. "Hey guys I will have another persons penis inside my mouth for a short period later on this evening. Good day."

Slightly unusual for a woman to advertise the fact. Normally it's men announcing (or exaggerating, as may be more likely the case) about their sexual antics.


Just like you don't need a 'special' day to express love (Valentines Day) you don't need a 'special' day for rare meat and oral sex.

 

[jas72]

I bought steaks yesterday but didn't know about this.... great.....

 

[TrixiBuG]

Only reason why I made the thread was cause I saw no other mention of it and to do you lot a favour lol

How meany of you have now contacted your other halves and 'requested' a steak dinner? I have never mentioned the dessert or the 2nd part of the day have I?

(dessert is frozen yogurt)

 

[Theophany]

Only reason why I made the thread was cause I saw no other mention of it and to do you lot a favour lol

How meany of you have now contacted your other halves and 'requested' a steak dinner? I have never mentioned the dessert or the 2nd part of the day have I?

(dessert is frozen yogurt)

What wine will you be serving with the steak? (this is important)

 

[TrixiBuG]

What wine will you be serving with the steak? (this is important)

If he drank wine, then it would be a nice Red of some sort (probably a 2008 Californian Merlot OR French Pinot Nior)

But he doesnt drink wine, so we will probably end up with a cider

 

[Theophany]

If he drank wine, then it would be a nice Red of some sort (probably a 2008 Californian Merlot OR French Pinot Nior)

But he doesnt drink wine, so we will probably end up with a cider

Well, I am now flaccid.