Happy Steak and Fellatio Day!

[WillyNelson]

I'm just jealous really... and married

 

[Tuppy_Glossop]

so we will probably end up with a cider

Every girl's favourite dish... creamed pork in cider

 

[pitchfork]

Always happens when they still have braces.

They make braces for babies?

 

[NathWraith]

I read the post about the jam jar of pig liver then closed the tab.

Took me 30 mins to come back and post this.

 

[TrixiBuG]

Well, I am now flaccid.

In all honesty, if my other half was really into his wine then I would get him to get it lol! I just deal with the food

 

[Raumarik]

Being single, I'm going to cook myself a steak and fill a jam jar with pigs' liver and warm water.

pigs liver and warm water? bet that tastes horrible..

 

[Shamikebab]

I read the post about the jam jar of pig liver then closed the tab.

Took me 30 mins to come back and post this.

That's quite a lengthy one!

In before "That's what she said"

 

[Guerrilla]

My gf is in Mexico till Monday

 

[cheesyboy]

I read the post about the jam jar of pig liver then closed the tab.

Took me 30 mins to come back and post this.

So, would you recommend it?

 

[Rich1988]

I imagine all the checkout workers that know about it will have wry smiles on there faces when couples come through buying steak and all the trimmings today

 

[robgmun]

I like my steak how I like my bj's, rare.

Oh..wait

I like both of mine to be well done

 

[McGray]

I like mine on a plate.

 

[NathWraith]

That's quite a lengthy one!

In before "That's what she said"

So, would you recommend it?

Oh god, that's not what I meant.

 

[cheesyboy]

I like it vigorously tenderised, rubbed down with mustard, scorched and flipped till there's just a bit of blood coming out.

And I like my steak medium rare.

 

[Trifid]

My contribution from St Katharine Docks:

 

[NathWraith]

My contribution from St Katharine Docks:

for a few (very long) seconds before the image loaded, I was wondering what I was about to see

 

[pitchfork]

for a few (very long) seconds before the image loaded, I was wondering what I was about to see

A sailor noshing him off?

 

[Trifid]

for a few (very long) seconds before the image loaded, I was wondering what I was about to see

 

[arknor]

My gf is in Mexico till Monday

no taco for you then

 

[No1newts]

Unfortunately my missus doesn't seem as keen on this day as me