THREAD BUMP: Max Clifford defense exhibit A: penis size

There's me thinking the size of a penis could vary depending on what it was doing!
I liked the way his barrister stated, 'there have been conflicting reports of penis size... and I plan to reveal they are all wrong!'

Max Clifford gets his dong out in court.
 
Martini1991 said:
Since when was 5 and a half inches flaccid anything but massive :p?
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Indeed. I look forward to the prosecution's response to the defense's assertion that 5.25" flaccid is average

"I would contend that Mr Clifford is totally swinging. It's like two beer cans welded together."
 
Then again is that flaccid in a cold room with a crowd or flaccid after a shower and all warm? :confused:
 
thep02 said:
Yeah but there's loads of micro peni pulling down the average.
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I was going to ask what made you think there weren't as many super-dongs as micro-penises, but then I thought if the NHS are just stating what they deal with, they probably don't have too many men coming in saying "Oh no! I have a massive ****, whatever can I do!?"
 
Flaccid has little correlation to erect. Some people grow quite a bit from flaccid, others just swell up.

If Mr. Clifford just swells up he's nothing special.
 
I remember the days when asking "wanna see my 5.25 inch floppy?" was perfectly acceptable in polite company.
 
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