THREAD BUMP: Max Clifford defense exhibit A: penis size

smelly_legend · 26 Mar 2014 at 19:08

You see man, now this thread has just been thrust in to a willy measuring contest.

chief barker · 26 Mar 2014 at 19:09

[FnG]magnolia;26067493 said:
I always struggle to get an accurate measurement. Do you know how difficult it is to hold two rulers together and still get a correct reading?

Tell your boyfriend to hold still?

[FnG]magnolia · 26 Mar 2014 at 19:11

chief barker said:
Tell your boyfriend to hold still?

Skidder · 26 Mar 2014 at 19:15

This is better than the financial willy waving thread. Perhaps we could work out a gd formula, the decile you are in in two black lines wealth chart multiplied by your erect penis length. Moderators we need a pole poll

AndrewNR · 26 Mar 2014 at 19:31

Skidder said:
This is better than the financial willy waving thread. Perhaps we could work out a gd formula, the decile you are in in two black lines wealth chart multiplied by your erect penis length. Moderators we need a pole poll

I can't type that many numbers into my calculator.

'Harry · 26 Mar 2014 at 22:23

Skidder said:
This is better than the financial willy waving thread. Perhaps we could work out a gd formula, the decile you are in in two black lines wealth chart multiplied by your erect penis length. Moderators we need a pole poll

10 & 9....WINNER

Mason- · 26 Mar 2014 at 22:50

[FnG]magnolia;26067493 said:
I always struggle to get an accurate measurement. Do you know how difficult it is to hold two rulers together and still get a correct reading?

chief barker said:
Tell your boyfriend to hold still?

[FnG]magnolia;26067530 said:

lol

Monkeynut · 27 Mar 2014 at 01:44

It's not about the size of the boat, it's about the motion in the ocean.

dunker · 27 Mar 2014 at 04:16

just hearing a presenter on bbc news say "max cliffords penis size" lol of the year

darael · 27 Mar 2014 at 09:04

GreatAuk said:
5.25" when flaccid sounds pretty big to me tbh... I feel somewhat underendowed now.

I'm pretty sure my penis has NEVER got me out of trouble.

Reminds me of Porky's... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porky's

[FnG]magnolia · 27 Mar 2014 at 09:23

Skidder said:
Moderators we need a pole poll

bazzabear · 27 Mar 2014 at 09:35

LordSplodge said:
Erect size is a classic bellend curve.

Fixed.

Sunbed · 27 Mar 2014 at 10:00

Grower six standing by.

Actually I'm a shrinker as much as a grower. When I go running on a cold day it practically retracts!

randomshenans · 27 Mar 2014 at 10:03

Skidder said:
This is better than the financial willy waving thread. Perhaps we could work out a gd formula, the decile you are in in two black lines wealth chart multiplied by your erect penis length. Moderators we need a pole poll

Hahahaha Genuine willy waving. Fantastic.

elmarko · 27 Mar 2014 at 10:12

Skidder said:
This is better than the financial willy waving thread. Perhaps we could work out a gd formula, the decile you are in in two black lines wealth chart multiplied by your erect penis length. Moderators we need a pole poll

I approve of this message.

nick.lidgett · 27 Mar 2014 at 10:57

cheesyboy said:
Anyone got any history of using their penis to get themselves out of trouble?

Unfortunately me and my penis only have a history for getting ourselves into trouble

LordSplodge · 27 Mar 2014 at 12:50

randomshenans said:
Hahahaha Genuine willy waving. Fantastic.

Well so far GD hasn't been on true form with this. Normally money threads are full of virtual willy waving. Here below we have the only actual willy waving in the thread...

estebanrey said:
Why is length always the measure. I've been told by many a girl that I am very big but it's not the length (around 7") it's the girth. I've measured it (c'mon who hasn't) and it's the same diameter as a can of Red Bull! :O

I'm not going to ask for evidence but welcome to only 9% of the worlds males with a 7" member.

I have no idea what the actual girth of a Red Bull can is but it is reasonably thick so I'm guessing not many of the population fit in that size band either.

Now a modest person doesn't boast about penis size or how they use it. Actions always speak louder than words!

MikeTheNative · 27 Mar 2014 at 12:53

Is this really going to turn into who has the biggest dick thread?

arknor · 27 Mar 2014 at 12:56

Martini1991 said:
Since when was 5 and a half inches flaccid anything but massive ?

lol yea...
maybe he's not a grower though.

mine at least doubles in size I guess his doesn't

MikeTheNative · 27 Mar 2014 at 12:57

arknor said:
lol yea...
maybe he's not a grower though.

mine at least doubles in size I guess his doesn't

Mine does too, but I'm waiting for the moment in court when he has to drop his trousers and get measured in front of the judge,