THREAD BUMP: Max Clifford defense exhibit A: penis size

I was going to ask what made you think there weren't as many super-dongs as micro-penises, but then I thought if the NHS are just stating what they deal with, they probably don't have too many men coming in saying "Oh no! I have a massive ****, whatever can I do!?"

It's not just nah, be a fair few studies, and all the ones measured by professionals, rather than self measured, come up around 5.5" erect as an average.
However there is no relationship between flaccid and erect sizes. so big flaccid ones can get hard without growing and vice verse. Or you can be a lucky and have big which grows bigger.

Measurements vary, with studies that rely on self-measurement reporting a significantly higher average than those with staff measuring. However, the mean of an erect human penis is approximately 12.9–15.0 cm (5.1–5.9 in) in length. Flaccid penis length is a poor estimate of erect length.

One study found the mean flaccid penis length to be 3.5 inches (8.9 cm) (measured by staff).[5] A review of several studies found average flaccid length to be 9–10 cm (3.5–3.9 in).[9] Length of the flaccid penis does not necessarily correspond to length of the erect penis; some smaller flaccid penises grow much longer, while some larger flaccid penises grow comparatively less.[10]
 
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a fair few studies, and all the ones measured by professionals, rather than self measured, come up around 5.5" erect as an average.
However there is no relationship between flaccid and erect sizes. so big flaccid ones can get hard without growing and vice verse. Or you can be a lucky and have big which grows bigger.

Exactly. Erect size is a classic bell curve. Flaccid has no real correlation to said erect size.
 
In the case of Grower vs Shower....

Grower here, who needs a massive flacid schlong getting in the way all the time, better to have an extender.
 
In the case of Grower vs Shower....

Grower here, who needs a massive flacid schlong getting in the way all the time, better to have an extender.

Amen brother. Stay strong. Only ego demands a big soft penis, and let me tell you that a big soft penis is of no use to anyone.
 
I just noticed my typo there in the quote. It's this crappy zalman keyboard that's causing the problems so I was worried no one would get that. Maybe i'm being too hard-on myself when it comes to typos.

Oh no, old chap, we all balls up occasionally. At least you came clean with us.
 
Why is length always the measure. I've been told by many a girl that I am very big ;) but it's not the length (around 7") it's the girth. I've measured it (c'mon who hasn't) and it's the same diameter as a can of Red Bull! :O
 
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