THREAD BUMP: Max Clifford defense exhibit A: penis size

Skidder · 27 Mar 2014 at 15:30

A cause to unite.

arknor · 27 Mar 2014 at 15:31

Skidder said:
it says where it attaches to the body and I think that is a clumsy way of saying top, as opposed to where it merges with the sack

Going the other way is clearly not cricket.

it clearly says pubic bone anyone measuring from underneath for the length is lieing.

you would need penis surgery to get those extra inches where they need to be

Devrij · 27 Mar 2014 at 15:36

arknor said:
it clearly says pubic bone anyone measuring from underneath for the length is lieing.

you would need penis surgery to get those extra inches where they need to be

Conceded. You could potentially press really hard from underneath though.

I vote for anonymous poll, just so we can study how many people lie even in anonymous polls.

DazQ87 · 27 Mar 2014 at 15:48

did they measure from the base or from the balls?

cheesyboy · 27 Mar 2014 at 15:51

DazQ87 said:
did they measure from the base or from the balls?

Incisive line of thinking. You working for the prosecution?

LordSplodge · 27 Mar 2014 at 15:57

Skidder said:
I hope you're all measuring properly. Yahoo answers to the rescue:

Clearly measuring it from the bottom makes no sense. I don't think "Yahoo Answers" help is needed here!

Cosimo said:
This calls for a erection poll.

Good lord, you poor man....
4.5-6
6-7.5
7.5-9
9-10.5
Oh my god…

The bands are too wide. Nearly everybody (unless a big fat liar) would fall into band A or B.

arknor said:
do people really bother to measure their penis?

or is it just people who are insecure about their manhood?

I've had mine measured by some girlfriends. If a man was to measure his own then I assume insecurity like you have suggested.

MikeTheNative · 27 Mar 2014 at 16:02

LordSplodge said:
I've had mine measured by some girlfriends. If a man was to measure his own then I assume insecurity like you have suggested.

Originally read that as "I've had measured some of my girlfriends" :eek:

redeye_uk · 27 Mar 2014 at 16:03

LordSplodge said:
I've had mine measured by some ex-girlfriends.

Fixed

Atlas23 · 27 Mar 2014 at 16:03

I nicknamed mine Massive Ordnance Penetrator

TheBDog · 27 Mar 2014 at 16:05

Blazin23 said:
I nicknamed mine Massive Ordnance Penetrator

Oh you and your ironic naming conventions!

twist3d0n3 · 27 Mar 2014 at 16:06

Blazin23 said:
I nicknamed mine Massive Ordnance Penetrator

whereas if you were being sensible you'd call it tin-whistle

Devrij · 27 Mar 2014 at 16:06

LordSplodge said:
I've had mine measured by some girlfriends.

That's actually a good solution to the problem of maintaining optimum turgidity while performing the boring clerical task of measuring one's junk.

Atlas23 · 27 Mar 2014 at 16:07

twist3d0n3 said:
whereas if you were being sensible you'd call it tin-whistle

Your mum calls it the fogbeast slayer

smelly_legend · 27 Mar 2014 at 18:08

So has the judge enacted the gagging order yet?

MikeTheNative · 27 Mar 2014 at 18:10

smelly_legend said:
So has the judge enacted the gagging order yet?

Probably not by the sounds of it, it doesn't seem long enough.

smelly_legend · 27 Mar 2014 at 18:18

MikeTheNative said:
Probably not by the sounds of it, it doesn't seem long enough.

well if he leaves it too long, his actions might become the result of mass-debate.

Devrij · 27 Mar 2014 at 18:19

smelly_legend said:
well if he leaves it too long, his actions might become the result of mass-debate.

I like how you just slid that one in

smelly_legend · 27 Mar 2014 at 18:26

Let's hope all parties provide sound testie-mony and the innocent parties don't get shafted.

MikeTheNative · 27 Mar 2014 at 18:36

The amount of puns are now rising pretty hard.

smelly_legend · 27 Mar 2014 at 18:38

the whole incident is being blown out of proportion.