THREAD BUMP: Max Clifford defense exhibit A: penis size

[AndrewNR]

The sooner they come to a conclusion the better IMO.

 

[sports_brah]

Why is length always the measure. I've been told by many a girl that I am very big but it's not the length (around 7") it's the girth. I've measured it (c'mon who hasn't) and it's the same diameter as a can of Red Bull! :O

You are 7.85 around? That would make you one of the largest in the world....

Dat over representation yo.

 

[Skidder]

You are 7.85 around? That would make you one of the largest in the world....

Dat over representation yo.

red bull shot yo

 

[Devrij]

The sooner they come to a conclusion the better IMO.

The case has yet to reach its climax, but for now it's just a matter of penetrating the folds of deceit. And maybe kneading the buttocks a bit. Yeah, just like that....

 

[smelly_legend]

it'll not be much schlong-er. They members of the jury will tackle this head on.

 

[LordSplodge]

That's actually a good solution to the problem of maintaining optimum turgidity while performing the boring clerical task of measuring one's junk.

Well it certainly makes the measurement more interesting...

You are 7.85 around? That would make you one of the largest in the world....

Dat over representation yo.

What's the saying: "Every man on the Internet has a 7" penis" normally length though not girth! If you're going go exaggerate make it believable.

 

[arknor]

6-7inch is probably average/normal when you discount the micro penis?

 

[AndyCroft1982]

Guys you have it all wrong its not the size of the sausage that matters but the size of the meat sandwich it goes in to

 

[Zenduri]

Is he being tried on front of a gland jury?

 

[godinman]

The whole things a right balls up imo, the judge really needs to use his head here, it's a right condomdrum!

...poor.

 

[MikeTheNative]

The whole things a right balls up imo, the judge really needs to use his head here, it's a right condomdrum!

...poor.

Probably should let yourself out after that.

 

[LordSplodge]

6-7inch is probably average/normal when you discount the micro penis?

You have to factor the other end of the spectrum too. You can't just discount the smaller penises.

5.6 - 5.8 is the mean penis size, by clinically measured studies. Previous self measurement studies put the mean at 6.5. At 7" (the Internets favourite number) you're down to around 9% of the population.

None of this really matters. If you get hung up (!) about your penis size then your doing it wrong!

 

[pitchfork]

5.25" when flaccid sounds pretty big to me tbh... I feel somewhat underendowed now.

There are two types of people in this world, growers and showers.

 

[Herman Gelmet]

I'm considering reduction surgery and as part of my research I came across this (lol):

I would like to be as small as that guy and I hope I can achieve that with surgery....

 

[twist3d0n3]

Your mum calls it the fogbeast slayer

she would if she were still alive

 

[randal]

This thread makes me wish I had a 12" schlong.






Instead of this monster!

 

[4T5]

The jury has heard claims that Clifford has a "micropenis"

& & &



OXYGEN STAT!!!

 

[LordSplodge]

I'm considering reduction surgery and as part of my research I came across this (lol):

...and he's been single since 1996? What gives!

 

[BlackCoat2k10]

MY Flaccid is like a thumb my erect is like an arm.. true.

 

[markweatherill]

5.25" when flaccid sounds pretty big

at age 70! I expect we could extrapolate its size in the 1970s based on statistics of shrinkage in later years.