Soldato
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if a postman here in NI opened someones door and left a parcel the bomb squad would be out, guess that why they don't leave parcels on doorsteps here either 

Not really, if a doors closed I'd expect someone to knock and wait to be invited in whether it's locked or not.
The OP could have been bare balls naked in the hallway "falling" arse first onto household objects suspiciously covered in condoms.
Not sure we're getting the whole story
I fell on that potato and it just went in, honest doc.
If I ever wind up in A&E with a Barbie Doll in my arse, I'm just going to give it to them straight "yeah, it was a massive fap which went a bit far". People need to take ownership of that ****. You look far more ridiculous by trying to deny it all.I was talking to a mate the other week who works in A+E and she said the amount of things people accidently fall on is amazing, especially since a condom has usually fallen on the object first.
It's just far too many accidental falls to be true!
Delivery man: "I have a... package... for delivery" *winks
Mrs wndsr: "come in, but be quick, my hubby is downstairs"
wndsr: "OcUK halp, postman opened my door!"
Fin
Delivery man: "I have a... package... for delivery" *winks
Mrs wndsr: "come in, but be quick, my hubby is downstairs"
wndsr: "OcUK halp, postman opened my door!"
Fin
As understandable as not wanting people letting themselves into your home is, it isn't breaking and entering.What? So breaking and entering is acceptable just so they can deliver a parcel?
As understandable as not wanting people letting themselves into your home is, it isn't breaking and entering.
GitThey lock their doors in Liverpool don't they Pavey
DeyDoDohDon'tDehDoh.
As understandable as not wanting people letting themselves into your home is, it isn't breaking and entering.
Before I could catch up with him he was in his van and off.
I thought that the "breaking" part indicated the breaking of the spatial plane of your abode? No actual breaking had to occur, it was just the fact that they stepped over the threshold and trespassed.
If 'breaking' is classed as entering your place, then what is the 'entering' classed as?
I'm also in the belief that breaking applies to a locked property. So this isn't breaking and entering, just trespassing.