Noah... what a stinker.

Richdog · 5 Apr 2014 at 23:01

Just got out of the cinema after watching this. Oh My God. So mind-bogglingly awful that I feel a little numb. The plot and script were so badly written that there were moments I just had to laugh at how ridiculous it was. The one saving grace was that one of Noah's sons was called Ham. I look forward to seeing the Youtube compilation clips patching together all the times "Ham" is said in the film, it was hilarious and ludicrous in equal amounts.

This film is now firmly in my Top 10 worst films I have ever seen. What a turkey.

Mr Jones · 6 Apr 2014 at 06:56

You mean what a Ham Turkey, right?

Stev · 6 Apr 2014 at 07:30

You couldn't tell from trailers how awful it was gonna be???

Hollywood definitely scrapping the barrel for ideas, what's next? A 3 part movie where the wife of Abrahams don gets revenge? Kill abra?

Saint1972 · 6 Apr 2014 at 08:34

Is the film based on fact or is just made up?

joey1211 · 6 Apr 2014 at 09:01

Saint1972 said:
Is the film based on fact or is just made up?

srs?

Richdog · 6 Apr 2014 at 09:16

Stev said:
You couldn't tell from trailers how awful it was gonna be???

Hollywood definitely scrapping the barrel for ideas, what's next? A 3 part movie where the wife of Abrahams don gets revenge? Kill abra?

I didn't see the trailers... my friend was dead set on watchiig it so I went blind.

Saint1972 said:
Is the film based on fact or is just made up?

That depends on who you talk to.

Saint1972 · 6 Apr 2014 at 11:53

Richdog said:
That depends on who you talk to.

*Thumbs up*

Vita · 6 Apr 2014 at 11:58

I watched it, parts of it just made me think, is this for real? The best bit in the film was when the water came. Everything else was well...silly? It would have been so much better if they stuck to the facts.

SHEDDER1uk · 6 Apr 2014 at 12:00

Facts you say. Lol.

MissChief · 6 Apr 2014 at 13:06

They should have stuck with the work of fiction. (there, I said it!)

Deewon · 6 Apr 2014 at 16:31

Thanks for the heads up. Haven't heard of anyone brave enough to see it yet and couldn't work out if it was going to be worthwhile

marc2003 · 6 Apr 2014 at 16:36

i just quickly googled this and found:

Director: Darren Aronofsky

that is reason alone for me to avoid it like the plague.

Columbo · 6 Apr 2014 at 16:44

Vita said:
It would have been so much better if they stuck to the facts.

And the 'facts' are what exactly?

GBRusty · 6 Apr 2014 at 16:53

The fact that one man build a wooden boat big enough to save 2 of every kind of animal?
Apart from the unicorns and velociraptors.

MissChief · 6 Apr 2014 at 17:31

Efour · 6 Apr 2014 at 18:10

Damn I kinda wanted to watch this hoping it would be epic in some way. However the shame of trying to persuade people to come with me didn't seem justified.

Hopefully it will be speedily rushed to DVD

_Jimlad_ · 6 Apr 2014 at 18:25

Richdog said:
Just got out of the cinema after watching this. Oh My God. So mind-bogglingly awful that I feel a little numb. The plot and script were so badly written that there were moments I just had to laugh at how ridiculous it was. The one saving grace was that one of Noah's sons was called Ham. I look forward to seeing the Youtube compilation clips patching together all the times "Ham" is said in the film, it was hilarious and ludicrous in equal amounts.

This film is now firmly in my Top 10 worst films I have ever seen. What a turkey.

The plot and script were auful.....

What were you expecting surely you knew the story before you went ?

Were you thinking it might have an alternative ending ?

Participant · 6 Apr 2014 at 18:29

_Jimlad_ said:
What were you expecting surely you knew the story before you went ?

Come on. Are people not allowed to post that a movie was badly written just because they knew the story?

_Jimlad_ · 6 Apr 2014 at 18:46

Participant said:
Come on. Are people not allowed to post that a movie was badly written just because they knew the story?

Its just a such a well known story you can't criterise the plot can you ? Its kinda set in stone.

Efour · 6 Apr 2014 at 18:51

lol exactly some one was complaining that 300 (2), the plot wasn't very good.

Plot? its an historical naval battle that took place over 3 days.. What plot ?