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[TW]Sponge;26162428 said:But Star Wars is ****.
Almost worthy of a ban that!
[TW]Sponge;26162428 said:But Star Wars is ****.
Can I have my old name back now? My signature doesn't even match![]()
When I first arrived I was suspended several times, longest i think was a few months.
But i know i am so likeable now even burnsey can't get enough![]()
Can I have my old name back now? My signature doesn't even match![]()
Change your sig!
The name suits you, sir![]()
go to the sig thread![]()
Could you please possibly make me a signature that incorporates flames and turtles?![]()
Can I have my old name back now? My signature doesn't even match![]()
[TW]Sponge;26162428 said:But Star Wars is ****.
Calvin lay there in bed, next to his tiger. His fourteenth birthday was tomorrow. He was getting older, puberty striking at his mind, voice, and body. He kissed Hobbes on the cheek, puling him closer and thanking him for being his friend.
Then it happened. It had been happening often since he was thirteen and he had no control over it. His erection tented his boxers, pressing against his friend's rump.
"Stop.." Hobbes mumbled with a growl, pushing him away.
Calvin turned onto his back, pulling his under shorts down and revealing his standing pillar, about five inches. Average, he figured.
He shook Hobbes awake. He didn't wake easily and grumbled and growled, but eventually sat up. "What, Calvin?" He asked angrily, wanting very much to go back to sleep.
"I love you."
"I love you too.." Hobbes said awkwardly. 'What is this about?' He wondered.
"Do you really love me?"
"Yeah, why?" Hobbes sat up further, sleep forgotten.
"I want to mate with you.." Calvin blushed.
"Wait! What? You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air.
I whistled for a cab and when it came near the liscence plate said "fresh" and had dice in the mirror. If anything, I could say that this cab was rare, but I though "nah, forget it, yo home to Bel Air"!
I pulled up to the house at about seven or eight, yelled to the cabbie, yo homes, smell you later. Looked at my kingdom, and I was finally there, to sit on my throne, as the Prince of Bel Air.
Well I am rather fond of tortoises..
Fixed again
Theophany, you shouldn't be drinking at this time of day.![]()
Looks like your pasta got twisted![]()
I got banned for a week recently. If the mod in question actually read the next line of the post he'd realise what I said in the post wasn't my opinion it was a slight exaggeration of what was being said in that thread.
I emailed him after I was unbanned but he never got back to me. (surprise)
ive been banned for saying send them back lol
and being racist! lol
its amazing how badly stuff can be interpreted over the interweb.
As the new appointed head of the Thundy admin brigade, I shall make sure you get 17 tonnes of Haribo sent out ASAP!