What to buy an old **** buddy

izzop · 18 May 2014 at 21:37

^^ As Jokester said.

PhysicsMan94 · 18 May 2014 at 21:38

Subliminal Aura said:
Her kid was 10 the last time we met... She's now 20 and damn hot

Well, we all know where this is going then...

Erich Kriegler · 18 May 2014 at 21:44

Subliminal Aura said:
LOL ! Her kid was 10 the last time we met... She's now 20 and damn hot

//edit Ahhhh got me - nice one Jokester

PMKeates · 18 May 2014 at 21:48

Buy the 20 year old some Magnum XLs

Raumarik · 18 May 2014 at 21:50

She is 20
You had a sexual relationship prior to last seeing her 10 years ago.

So she'd have been.. 10?

MagicBoy · 18 May 2014 at 21:50

The daughter is 20, you numpty!

Erich Kriegler · 18 May 2014 at 21:51

Halfmad said:
She is 20
You had a sexual relationship prior to last seeing her 10 years ago.

So she'd have been.. 10?

That's her daughter

Come on keep up

badcompany · 18 May 2014 at 21:51

A nice book

benjii · 18 May 2014 at 21:52

You don't need to get her anything special, just think dinner party guest. Although, I'm not sure what to suggest other than a bottle of wine.

deusexlumina · 18 May 2014 at 21:52

Why does this thread exist?

Phantom Shadow · 18 May 2014 at 21:55

Subliminal Aura said:
it did get sexual towards the end ... long phone calls ... she's asked me to come over to her place

sounds like sex is on the cards

Subliminal Aura · 18 May 2014 at 21:55

benjii said:
You don't need to get her anything special, just think dinner party guest. Although, I'm not sure what to suggest other than a bottle of wine.

How about I take along a nice big tray of sushi instead ?

I want to avoid drinking with her

LOAM · 18 May 2014 at 21:57

Subliminal Aura said:
she's unbelievably deep

Subliminal Aura said:
I'm not the type of guy who doesn't follow through

Maybe some latex gloves?

badcompany · 18 May 2014 at 21:57

Subliminal Aura said:
How about I take along a nice big tray of sushi instead ?

I want to avoid drinking with her

Fishy fingers one way or another then

bloodiedathame · 18 May 2014 at 21:57

Sushi? That'll have her really craving something more 'filling' once it's eaten.

bloodiedathame · 18 May 2014 at 21:58

badcompany said:
Fishy fingers one way or another then

Excellent work.

Subliminal Aura · 18 May 2014 at 21:59

bloodiedathame said:
Excellent work.

Saw it coming :rolleyes:

Quality on GD has really nose dived lately

mrk · 18 May 2014 at 22:01

Parmesan said:
You sir! Are a true gent!

the last 25 minutes spent laughing and generally spitting coffee everywhere!

Probably want that seeing to mate!

justalex81 · 18 May 2014 at 22:02

man up and open her up like a tin of baked beans

Monkeynut · 18 May 2014 at 22:02

Buy her some Milk Tray.