Soldato
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Rule 1 : Don't fully pay until the job is done to your satisfaction.
Rule 2 : see Rule 1
Breaking this rule = they go to the pub and spend the money, never comming back.![]()
Very much this.
Rule 1 : Don't fully pay until the job is done to your satisfaction.
Rule 2 : see Rule 1
Breaking this rule = they go to the pub and spend the money, never comming back.![]()

Something like this happened to my Granddad (85) a couple weeks back.
Middle aged Irish bloke rolls up in a pickup, knocks on his door and says he can clean all the patios and driveway with a jet washer, then a couple of other odd jobs. Cementing in between the slabs where they've loosened and patching up some cracked areas on the garage, etc.
My granddad pays the full amount of £4,000 after his first days work.
I happen to go round the same day and tell him he's an idiot and there's no way he's coming back. My dad (ex-copper) told him the same thing. And what do you know, he never came back. Gave him a dodgy "company" name, bogus phone number and the lot. What can you do? Nothing I guess. Just gave my paps a good telling that A) me and my dad could have done the work for free and B) people aren't as reliable/trustworthy/decent as they perhaps might have been back when he was in his prime! I was fuming at both him and this gypo!
Sick mother ****er who goes around doing a job on old fogies like this.
four grand for some jetwashing and a bit of cementing?

Depends if you have the squirts or not.
Odd job garden tidy uppers are the worst for not coming when they say they will or not coming back. I've had 2 in the passed that never turned up on the agreed date but luckily I didn't pay them upfront so it was their loss.
If he has a letterbox, you know what to do.
Well he's sorted the cracks and gaps in the paving but didn't take the rubbish he piled up behind my garage.
Rang him and he said he forgot and will come tomorrow to take it. FORGOT!?
Once this is all sorted. Wait a month and go do his family in.
