I am meeting a girl this evening

[WarmPeas]

Quite an entertaining troll thread to read on a Wednesday morning. Thanks!

 

[Redgie]

Please for the love of God let there be an update

 

[Mat]

He updated it last night. I don't think there will be another.

 

[FatFishMonster]

Cover yourself in Vaseline and ask her if she wants to wrestle?

Thats how i would roll

 

[FortuitousFluke]

Given that the OP appears to be oblivious to romantic advances, and taking into account his blase attitude towards dating I fully expect a follow up thread in a few months entitled "I thought we were just going for a friendly brass rubbing trip to a local church, I think I might have accidentally got married".

 

[krooton]

Given that the OP appears to be oblivious to romantice advances, and taking into account his blase attitude towards dating I fully expect a follow up thread in a few months entitled "I though we were just going for a friendly brass rubbing trip to a local church, I think I might have accidentally got married".

LOL!

 

[jcr]

Very entertaining

 

[FatFishMonster]

Given that the OP appears to be oblivious to romantic advances, and taking into account his blase attitude towards dating I fully expect a follow up thread in a few months entitled "I thought we were just going for a friendly brass rubbing trip to a local church, I think I might have accidentally got married".

Plot twist: Girl turns out to be a guy "I think she turned me gay, but we are still aren't going on dates"

 

[FatFishMonster]

 

[MooMoo444]

I now relate 'Mr Pickle' to 'Dougal Maguire'

 

[:(Rhodri:)]

Make her cheeks go red and beg for more...

Who's begging who in this situation?

 

[FortuitousFluke]

Plot twist: Girl turns out to be a guy "I think she turned me gay, but we are still aren't going on dates"

Eventual headstone to read "Husband of 50 years and father of five, but he totally wasn't into it".

 

[MikeTheNative]

Did we find out OP's age yet? He at least must be 18 as he is in the pub.

 

[Tuppy_Glossop]

What kind of barmaid spends her nights off at the pub in which she works ?

 

[FatFishMonster]

Did we find out OP's age yet? He at least must be 18 as he is in the pub.

Nuhuh! he didnt specify what he was drinking, was totally a panda pop!
Cool kids who are like 15 go to pubs!

although i don't think OP is a cool kid....no offense

 

[Uncle Petey]

He's 24 as we discovered in the last episode.

 

[Usher]

I'm sure it's this girl

 

[gjrc]

are these actually dates or just the OP talking to the girl while she collects glasses / in between serving pints?

what kind of date is it when you turn up she is talking to some other bloke?

 

[IvanDobskey]

This guy is blatantly on a wind up. Don't bother giving him the attention he craves

 

[elh_2009]

This is entertaining, please op provide a update!