Letter to landlord ...

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Take pictures of *everything* with as high resolution camera as you can with lots of wide angle shots also. Insides of draws, cuboards, the carpets windows etc etc.
 
Never have kids.

too late :) the main reason for leaving



And please don't use a UV light in the bedroom :p

Seriously though. Take pictures of everything you can, just in case they try and say x was damaged


I had taken photos before we moved in of everything and also on the agents report is a list of what was damaged before we moved in etc.
Lol and the UV comment.



Managed to get a letter to them anyway and they have been notified.

next step is too see about our TV licence as we have paid it for a year already
 
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Dear [Landlord name],

Now, this is a story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute, Just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air.

In [INSERT PROPERTY ADDRESS] born and raised on the playground was where I spent most of my days. Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool and all shooting some b-ball outside of the school, when a couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, she said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'.

I begged and pleaded with her day after day but she packed my suit case and sent me on my way. She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like? Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat? I don't think so, I'll see when I get there, I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out there was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out I ain't trying to get arrested yet. I just got here. I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared.

I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, homes to Bel Air'.

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'. I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.

Sincerely,

Mp4
 
Dear XXXX

We will be leaving the flat on the 9th Sept 2014. You are fine to to visit and inspect the property. We expect our deposits to be returned to us VIA the DPS you put the deposits into if you are happy with the condition of the property.

If you have any questions before hand please do contact us. We shall give you the keys on the day that we leave, or we will post them through the letter box if you cannot come on the day.

Thanks

XXXX

Must have been a very nice landlord to warrant all the kisses.
 
leave a note on the side.. i quit, the keys are under the bin outside

i actually left a job in a shop many years ago by doing that :D
 
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