Congratulations - you've won the... megamillions... in 2012.

You'd be lucky to get an apartment in manahtten for that money. Try doubling it.

There are loads of 2, 3 and in some cases 4 bed good quality apartments in manhattan that are up for sale between £1.5 and £2m. Granted if I wanted an extremely pimp place that was off the hook (which lets face it, with that sort of money I would!), I could double my budget to £4m which would leave me with a cool £335m left over!
 
Pay for every hypothetical situation ever posted on OcUK to become a reality.

Magnolia will play the main character in everyone of these, and it will become a non-profit holloywood screenplay.
 
£400?? where to start...

Pay off any outstanding debts
Property in London and abroad (holiday home)
Nice motor.. something classy.... ford cossy lol
Sort out family and future for the little one
Sort out close friends with some wedge
Dream holiday(s)
Build a bunker / panic room if everything goes to pot
Investments / business ventures
 
A spec me a chair thread with the budget set at 5k so people know I'm prepared to throw serious money on a chair, mention it has to be comfortable enough to look at 3 27 inch apple monitors, must be leather because my Rolex might cause pulled threads in a fabric chair covering.
 
I'd buy the latest leica camera and go on a round the world cruise, whilst deciding what to do with the rest of it and my life.
 
A spec me a chair thread with the budget set at 5k so people know I'm prepared to throw serious money on a chair, mention it has to be comfortable enough to look at 3 27 inch apple monitors, must be leather because my Rolex might cause pulled threads in a fabric chair covering.

surely you mean three of the 32" sharp 4k monitors (available as an option when specing a mac)
 
tell everyone i won a million on the lottery,

sink the other 399 million into sensible investments
 
have face surgery so i look like rodney reynolds,
date josie cunningham to a nice fine meal and wine and then never call ( also poo through her letter box)
id buy all the hats on tf2 and with the remaining £10m id buy a house, keep the rest in savings and live off 100k year.
 
1) Start a decent business, i'm thinking property.

2) Start a security company (mercenaries)

3) Start a intelligence company (spies)

Once this is all done i will have 1) Plenty of money, 2) Plenty of soldiers and 3) Plenty of information, then i will enter politics, and 1) Bribe, 2)Murder, 3) Blackmail - my way to power.

It's easy as, 1 2 3
 
but an Apple smart watch in 18K gold, then poo through my neighbours letterbox, leaving them a note saying it was a queen wasp, I should know my dad kills them for a living.

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Do the usual paying off all debts owned, help support family members and close friends (not giving them straight cash because that's just asking for trouble).

Go on a year long holiday with my missus, if we survive, marry and settle down by starting a family.

Then use whatever crazy amount of money left to start a not for profit company.
 
I'd give £390 million away to friends, family and charities and live a very comfortable life with the remaining £10 million.
 
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