I want to talk about bacon and eggs...

Vidar

Vidar

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I have just been made a bacon and duck egg sandwich that entered the realms of a sexual or spiritual experience.... Home baked bread, 4 slices of thick smoked bacon and a duck egg that I believe must have come from gods backside (if he was a duck) unhealthy?.... undoubtedly but seriously this has to be the perfect bacon sandwich.


Don't agree? Then what would you say is?
 
No additional extras required on a Bacon Sandwhich. Just Bacon.

Bacon is life.

/end thread.
 
Well done Vider, best news I've heard all day, you are a lucky man indeed. :)

Now I have a dream!
 
I would say sausage. But truth be told, it can be overkill. A bacon and egg sandwich/roll is the perfect start to a day.
 
A week and a half or so ago I somehow managed to drop a beautifully fried and very eagerly awaited piece of smoked back bacon while transferring it from the frying pan to the awaiting sandwich which was buttered up (Well, it was margarine but 'margarined up' just sounds wrong...) and pre-sauced in anticipation.

mavity pulled it's cruel magic and on the way down the piece bounced off my foot and tragically slotted directly in to the gap between the cooker and the floor, it was gone. I knew from previous probings with bits of stick for random chips and things that had previously met the same fate that even if I could retrieve it the strange and bizarrely fluffy detritus that accumulates there would be too much for even me to stomach eating it.

I have been traumatised since and am only now able to talk about the horrific event. I feel ashamed it was all my fault.
 
Doorstop soft white bread, half an inch of proper butter, thick cut smoked bacon, brown sauce.
Now I'm dribbling.
 
Lies Ultimate Brekkie Sandwich was created by Tubbies at Henley-Upon Thames Railway station while I was going to collage there The sandwich in question the breakfast Baguette!
12" Freshly baked french Baguette
Lots o Butter
3 fried eggs
4 Large locally sauced sausages
6-8 rashers of crispy bacon
6 slices Black Puddin'(optional extra)
Your choice of HP or Tomato source
+ 1 Large Tea/coffee to wash it down!
£4.60 I believe the price was pity Tubbies no longer exists :(
 
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