No deliveries from Waitrose any more!

FortuitousFluke said:
A friend of mine worked at Watrose during his time at college. He has confirmed to me that every Waitrose store has a room in the back which contains 6 ex SEALS who will invariably be smoking and drinking poor quality whisky whilst waiting for their next "Pest Control" mission.

He used to hate going to see them because they keep the flamethrowers and explosive munitions in the same room and, despite the obvious risks, they're constantly smoking. One of his mates in HR let slip that they all refused to sign the health and safety guidance sheets so they could effectively do what they wanted.

Retail.
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Wow, things sure have changed. When I was in retail we just had a bloke who got caught masturbating in the food chiller about 5 times, then he got suspended, caught again and fired.

I mean if a bloke is mental enough to do that I reckon we'd probably have send out him for pest control.
 
pitchfork said:
Wow, things sure have changed. When I was in retail we just had a bloke who got caught masturbating in the food chiller about 5 times, then he got suspended, caught again and fired.

I mean if a bloke is mental enough to do that I reckon we'd probably have send out him for pest control.
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Delightful. Why in the chiller? All the best things live in the chiller! If he's going to contaminate stuff with his man juice why not whack one off where they keep the tinned veg?

I worked at Sainsbury during uni, in my three years we had countless people sacked for theft, one sacked for sexual harrassment, a manager sacked for sexual harrassment and punching a staff member, and one guy who was caught in a fraudulent green card marriage. What is it with supermarkets?
 
I once watched a documentary where 7 years old kids in Brazil trapped one of these, folded its legs up over its body and roasted the spider in a fire. Apparently a rare treat for them.

Still, I'm pretty sure I'd cack myself.
 
FortuitousFluke said:
Delightful. Why in the chiller? All the best things live in the chiller! If he's going to contaminate stuff with his man juice why not whack one off where they keep the tinned veg?

I worked at Sainsbury during uni, in my three years we had countless people sacked for theft, one sacked for sexual harrassment, a manager sacked for sexual harrassment and punching a staff member, and one guy who was caught in a fraudulent green card marriage. What is it with supermarkets?
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Vegatables turned him on I guess? He was wierd though, either mental or just a bit slow or what, I don't know.

We had loads of security guards sacked for theft - just an inordinate amount, a few other people sacked for theft. A store manager "quietly moved" for shagging a customer in the back of his car in the carpark. Numerous full on fist fights kick off in the warehouse between people and people convicted of various crimes outside of work.

I'll tell you what it is with supermarkets, anyone can work retail. If you can show up and do as you're told you'll walk away with a paycheque.
 
FortuitousFluke said:
Delightful. Why in the chiller? All the best things live in the chiller! If he's going to contaminate stuff with his man juice why not whack one off where they keep the tinned veg?

I worked at Sainsbury during uni, in my three years we had countless people sacked for theft, one sacked for sexual harrassment, a manager sacked for sexual harrassment and punching a staff member, and one guy who was caught in a fraudulent green card marriage. What is it with supermarkets?
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They are the bottom of the food chain*


*Did you see what I did there?
 
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