On hold to Microsoft - WHAT ON EARTH!?

diamount · 23 Oct 2014 at 16:17

Sounds like the operator is speaking sensually into the microphone.

doofer · 23 Oct 2014 at 16:53

That's exactly the same sounds I was making while monging out on hold to the DVLA and then the HMRC this afternoon for a few hours each. :mad:

Yaayuh! · 23 Oct 2014 at 16:58

Sounds like corrupted/distorted low quality hold music. Doesn't help that the Cisco SPA514 IP phones are crud i'm sure.

satanicguardian · 23 Oct 2014 at 17:15

SubFocus said:
Horizon?

Yeah it's Horizon

how did you guess?

DJMK4 · 23 Oct 2014 at 17:29

Sounds like someone with a throat condition

"hehhughghhghhehguughghhhhhhhhughhghghhehhhghuhhehghfghghhhh THANK YOU FOR CALLING MICROSOFT, YOUR CALL IS IMPORTANT TO US hguhehhhghuhhghhuuuuuuggghghghghghghh"

James J · 23 Oct 2014 at 19:06

I've had something similar to this whilst calling orange. It was a guys voice saying "I dont want to talk to you" in the same weird crackly tone. Very disturbing lol.

satanicguardian · 24 Oct 2014 at 02:24

James J said:
I've had something similar to this whilst calling orange. It was a guys voice saying "I dont want to talk to you" in the same weird crackly tone. Very disturbing lol.

What, over the hold music? o.o SPOOPY!

Akagi · 24 Oct 2014 at 02:26

satanicguardian said:
SPOOPY!

SPOOOOOOOOPYYYY indeed.

Eddie · 24 Oct 2014 at 09:11

satanicguardian said:
Haha so it is! I created it like 7/8 years ago, it's been an alias I cba to change - pretty immature now but I don't think I can change it on here!

Make a thread asking for a name change, a mod will happily change it to something ~~much worse~~ more 'suitable'

Will Gill · 24 Oct 2014 at 09:12

haha that's awesome, and creepy

If you do want a name change just let me know what you fancy and we will see what we can do

TommyV · 24 Oct 2014 at 09:14

SOUNDS LIKE SATAN IS PUKING ALL OVER YOUR QUERY!

FortuitousFluke · 24 Oct 2014 at 09:16

I've heard if you play Dark Side of the Moon backwards whilst continuously clicking on the paperclip from Office 95, Bill Gates will appear and grant you three wishes.

Be careful though, he's a tricksy CEO Demnon.

SubFocus · 2 Dec 2014 at 15:20

satanicguardian said:
Yeah it's Horizon how did you guess?

We have it here and resell it also! Where do you work

?

russell664 · 2 Dec 2014 at 15:23

I have had that before when on hold on my work phone, actually I had it TODAY!

satanicguardian · 2 Dec 2014 at 16:21

SubFocus said:
We have it here and resell it also! Where do you work ?

self promotion isn't allowed on the forums

Also Russell, I've noticed it on various phone numbers, normally big companies :O

Kosmiche · 2 Dec 2014 at 16:31

This is my thread of the year

phill1978 · 2 Dec 2014 at 16:39

wonder if it can be isolated and sped up ?

TheBDog · 2 Dec 2014 at 16:42

In be4 satan. In be4 we're all hypnotised to murder people in our sleep

Maybe it's a clever marketing campaign?

leaskovski · 2 Dec 2014 at 16:56

satanicguardian said:
It's the IVR for office 365 support, it's weird elevator music but it sounds like a demon is whispering over the top of it

Don't you mean IQM?

phill1978 · 2 Dec 2014 at 16:59

SubFocus said:
Horizon?

not the horizon IP management platform ... :eek:

CCM for me all day.